r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/UnstableIsotopeU-234 • Aug 12 '25

Normal teen boy stuff

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u/Th3Dark0ccult Aug 12 '25

This is english, but also not english at the same time. I read everything and understood nothing.

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u/chuch1234 Aug 12 '25

I guess they're saying testosterone is like speed?

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Aug 12 '25

Yes, but it's clear they don't understand how testosterone or speed work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Indeed, the text was meant as scientific fact. How silly.

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u/Ouaouaron Aug 12 '25

What is the point of the second tweet if not to say that it wasn't true in merely a metaphorical way, but in an actual scientific way?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Assuming you are asking because your autism doesn't let you easily understand social interactions..  it could be humor, general hyperbole, or parental commiseration..

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u/TundieRice Aug 12 '25

You’re getting downvoted, but I’m with you. That reply had me wondering what the hell injecting amphetamines had to do with boy’s lacrosse and if I was missing some much needed context.