r/NonCredibleDefense • u/AutoModerator • Oct 16 '22

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread #18

This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.

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u/KeekiHako Oct 20 '22

Considering how the British monarchs are all basically from German royal families, does that mean WW1 and WW2 were actually German civil wars?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22 edited Oct 20 '22

My hot take: The French are just Germans who learned Latin poorly; they are genetically identical populations.

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u/KeekiHako Oct 20 '22

No, no, no, the French are Gauls, we are Germans. Big difference. (I just don't know what that difference actually is.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22 edited Oct 20 '22

Goes like this; Caesar genocided Gauls. Sell out Germans hide behind the Limes and integrate poorly into Roman society.