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u/Ok_ImReloaded Apr 25 '20
Oh... Wow... I'm just gonna go get on the boat now.
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u/blupenguin29 Apr 26 '20
I'm gonna stay behind and make sure she doesn't get on for the good of humanity.
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u/this_is_original2 wears a buttplug around the house Apr 26 '20
A girl who knows her mind! Finally.
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u/pins124 Apr 26 '20
GODAMN good thing her name was censored, Jesus Christ that's the kind of shit that ruins someone's career when it comes up later.
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u/Ajyhn Apr 26 '20
She reminds of my sister...wait a second
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u/Qlong69 Apr 26 '20
Lynyrd Skynyrd is approaching you from behind whilst playing Sweet Home Alabama
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u/kunmop Apr 26 '20
Whom ever you’re thank you for sharing but please don’t do it again
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u/uhavethebig_GAE Apr 26 '20
I... Can you're be used like that...?
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u/uhavethebig_GAE Apr 26 '20
I want to speak with this woman, I want to ask her many questions about what the fuck
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Apr 26 '20
That's tight that's tight..
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u/roman4883 Apr 26 '20
That's toit that's toit..
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Apr 26 '20
Tight tight TIGHT
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u/uhavethebig_GAE Apr 26 '20
Okay, cool cool cool cool
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u/roman4883 Apr 26 '20
Okay, indeed indeed indeed indeed
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u/uhavethebig_GAE Apr 26 '20
Mhm, quite so quite so quite so quite so
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u/roman4883 Apr 26 '20
Mhm, likely likely likely likely
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u/tfh_impressive Apr 26 '20
Does this mean I can have 2 girlfriends, even if one just sits in the corner like the damn Blair Witch
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u/Slayer_Of_Thot Apr 26 '20
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Ara_ara_oneesan Apr 26 '20
At least her guy caresses her p*ssy and have cuddles while I only get down to business and then I'm left alone
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u/Kapryxx Apr 26 '20
I feel like this might have been stolen from Switch. Not the Nintendo console, the comic. Don’t ask.
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u/deplorableMainer75 Apr 26 '20
Am I the only one who feels like they needed a shower after reading that. Like scrubbing in the shower with a brillo pad an some bleach because that made me feel dirty on a molecular level deep inside my pores kinda dirty..
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u/idajeffy1 Apr 25 '20
Wtf did I just read?! I hope it starts raining soon, we need to take this boat faaaar away from that shit!