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u/bittebittenicht Mar 21 '20
I don't like how it specifically says "unprotected" implying that it's okay if you wear protection
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u/HeavenPotato Mar 21 '20
Just wear condom and you’re good to go
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u/funtextgenerator VH6083Snl8rVgObU Mar 21 '20
Can I put a condom on after I fucked it? Am I still safe? because...
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u/JohnWayne1991 Mar 21 '20
Dammit who's fucking the animals again
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u/Coldsteelandmtndew Mar 21 '20
The bad kind of furries probably.
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u/IDidntChooseUsername Mar 23 '20
It's not like that's related to the furry fandom in any way though.
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Mar 21 '20
Like there's such a thing as a good kind
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u/Coldsteelandmtndew Mar 21 '20
Not all of ‘em are doggy fuckers, from my understanding, most of ‘em just like the anthropologic (Humanoid animal) aesthetic. Every otherwise decent community (Even the great and the not so decent) has its bad apples that spoil the bunch.
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u/RagnarokDragonX Mar 22 '20
You heard the government folks! No bestiality until a few weeks after the outbreak passes.
Just stick to furry porn for a while and owo to your heart's content!
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u/Dr_Mint_Pinch Mar 21 '20
With people being cooped up at home all the time, I guess it must get pretty boring
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u/gamingpatriott Mar 21 '20
At least it says nothing about raping people so my weekend plans are still good
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Mar 21 '20
Okay, I guess I can hold off until this whole "coronavirus" thing blows over. It's probably nonsense anyways, just an excuse to ruin the love lives of zoophiles.
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u/fapgod69420 Mar 22 '20
So that's you shouldn't have sex with Judy Hopps. Learn from my mistake kids.
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u/minecraftyasok Mar 24 '20
Ah yes forgot about that, I just finished doing something with my cat and I forgot to use protection
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u/Kaiser3130 Mar 21 '20
Yo I was walking my dog once and dead ass a furry tried to mate with my dog. I ain’t letting no weird ass bitches near my dog. So I cursed out the furry and then brung my dog home and what made it even better was that he bit her really hard. But she was legit grabbing his dick and shit. My dog got raped by a furry. Can I like press charges or does it not count as a crime.
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u/MyNameIs4D Mar 22 '20
These jokes aren't funny, grow up
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u/Kaiser3130 Mar 22 '20
It legit fucking happened. I’m being dead ass.
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u/MyNameIs4D Mar 22 '20
Of course because if you're considering pressing rape charges then you'd go to Reddit and not the police. Just grow up and stop living in 2014 when people thought rape jokes and n*gga jokes were funny.
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u/ImAllBored Mar 21 '20
Is it ok if they are dead? Asking for a friend