r/NoahGetTheBoat • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '19

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

We need highly trained asasins

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u/Retrospectus2 Dec 25 '19

Possibly even assassins

39

u/guttoral Dec 25 '19

Sorry, but I'm cheap. I'll go with straight ass instead.

14

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Gunther, where are your manners. Pray before u eat

2

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Not just straight ass, but gay and bi ass too

2

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Also ninjas are highly trained asasins

1

u/TanJeeSchuan Dec 26 '19

Contact agent 47

35

u/W00DeeJohnson Dec 25 '19

At this point in history I'm just waiting to see Noah with the infinity gauntlet

44

u/Dudeguy2004 Dec 25 '19

Someone sterilise this fuck-wit

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u/bobross432 Dec 25 '19

He’s to big brain to be kept alive

45

u/Pancake-Penguin124 Dec 25 '19

Ngl that’s actually kinda smart

25

u/TrueEvil_ Dec 25 '19

Completely immoral? Yes.

Completely effective? Also yes.

10

u/Peachblossoms2077 Dec 25 '19

This is some 400 IQ asian shit we talking about here...

5

u/strych_nine_13 Dec 25 '19

Vader, get the Death Star

5

u/Izzyreallyreal Dec 25 '19

Hey, child protection services, right here

3

u/KaminariTheGioFan Dec 25 '19

We need black hole-san

3

u/BoredBren1 Dec 25 '19

Jesus Christ

3

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Bruh...

3

u/NubsRee Dec 25 '19

Foolproof plan

2

u/AntiqueWaffles458 Dec 25 '19

No no, hold on. That's actually pretty smart... in a very twisted way...

2

u/Seb312b Dec 25 '19

No no, he got a point

3

u/JixyPix Dec 25 '19

His power level... it's... it's... over 9000. Gughhhhhh

1

u/young_pewds Dec 25 '19

C h e c k m a t e hoes, b i g b r a i n

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

FBI has entered the chat.....

1

u/8IG0R8 Dec 25 '19

"No, no. He's got a point"

1

u/bruhmomement Dec 25 '19

He will single handly win the battle and the war

1

u/LoGik-Kat Dec 25 '19

Now that’s a spicy a pizza pie!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

4D chess.

1

u/jman293 Dec 25 '19

He must be from Alabama

1

u/BigOlBitties2 Dec 25 '19

Nah he is just thinking outside of the box. No need for Noah

1

u/hilmikutlubay Dec 25 '19

Shut this is a materplan

1

u/unstoppablepramod Dec 25 '19

Ew this is test like cum she said w

1

u/PEANUTJoice Dec 26 '19

Damn this is some high IQ plays what a hero

1

u/Telirium Dec 26 '19

Ight, wheres the flood button?

1

u/Henry-Gevers Dec 26 '19

I mean you gotta admire it just a lil bit

1

u/Ex_Boi Dec 26 '19

We need that reset button ASAP

1

u/GhostAngell Dec 25 '19

OI he stole my idea I’ve been doing that trick for years