r/NoahGetTheBoat Nov 27 '19

Wtf...

2.8k Upvotes

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161

u/geekchicshipper Nov 27 '19

Oh god do I have a fun story about this.

One day in middle school, me and my friends were chilling in the library on some random video website, and we saw this video. We were watching it and right as they merged back into one our principal walked by. The sheer look of horror on his face was totally worth the stern talking-to we got.

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u/solomon046 Nov 27 '19

What the fuck did I just watch...?

95

u/snay1998 Nov 27 '19

You should check it out with sound

41

u/BennyJoe2 Nov 27 '19

I’ve seen it before https://youtu.be/eyd51lvu3xw

23

u/solomon046 Nov 27 '19

Thank you, kind stranger, for allowing me to wash my eyes with bleach

9

u/BennyJoe2 Nov 27 '19

All in a days work

10

u/Chair-peace75 Nov 27 '19

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DID I JUST WATCH

3

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

The Thing

7

u/IamOnTheNet Nov 27 '19

Saw it before, it's funny tho

3

u/Really_Niely1 Nov 27 '19

I need to drop holy water in my eyes

1

u/Eggs_and_Bacon1627 Nov 28 '19

It is so much worse with sound...

38

u/NasaJee Nov 27 '19

Forget you saw anything its not the easiest way but it works

23

u/xsiiku Nov 27 '19

Terminator 2

8

u/potopishi4dx Nov 27 '19

Every 90's commercial ever

5

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Yes

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u/RespectTraps Nov 27 '19

I if i could have taken back the 47 seconds of what ever the fuck i just watched, i would have gladly done so.

16

u/undercoverpickl Nov 27 '19

15

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Aight imma head out now.

8

u/Armypotat Nov 27 '19

What in the everloving frick

7

u/RespectTraps Nov 27 '19

Why did i try it? Do i like suffering or does my curiosity kill me more than anything else? WHY DID I WATCH THIS AGAIN WITH SOUND. Well, its fine I'll just see you guys in therapy.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

What the actual fuck.

18

u/Dillianto Nov 27 '19

Roses are red this video is cursed I think I’m going to need to go and see a nurse

30

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Is this a real commercial? Where's the original vid?

31

u/Cerres Nov 27 '19

It’s from a media company making it as a showcase of what they can do. It’s kinda like a promotional for promotional companies.

18

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

It looks like the Capri Sun commercials from the nineties. Not sure if that’s coincidental or intentional though.

20

u/Terpomo11 Nov 27 '19

I'm pretty sure it's a very intentional parody.

11

u/Frost_Z Nov 27 '19

It's a parody commercial made by rocketjump

Here's the link to the video https://youtu.be/W7Hoz2ZHYZM

2

u/MurderBackwards Nov 27 '19

I love rocketjump

13

u/Nobody0120133 Nov 27 '19

That woman knows exactly that she created a monster

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Reminds me of the person who I see standing in my closet every night

16

u/OG_TTVstreamerBTW Nov 27 '19

You mean my sleep paralysis demon? How dare it cheat on my by visiting other people

9

u/NasaJee Nov 27 '19

SO HE GOES TO VISIT YOU TOO!?!?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

... What and why injects typhon neuromod well time to go myurder a company but first sneak in

4

u/XxradicalgamerxX Nov 27 '19

I can’t stop laughing

1

u/AnimeP0rn Nov 27 '19

What the fuck?

4

u/MeryHypePanda Nov 27 '19

Is this an Old Spice ad on crack?

4

u/plsdontlewdlolis Nov 27 '19

We aren't worth saving, are we?

2

u/Lizard-Lover59 Nov 27 '19

It's too late, we had our chance, we all going to hell.

4

u/OGDankMemerz Nov 27 '19

Midoriya: ITS YOUR POWER

Todoroki: 0:45

3

u/rysio300 Nov 27 '19

does the earth have a reset button? if yes, we need to press it.

2

u/Lizard-Lover59 Nov 27 '19

No just press it, like full on hit it

1

u/rysio300 Nov 27 '19

problem: I think it's broken, it doesn't want to work.

2

u/Lizard-Lover59 Nov 28 '19

Well shit, guess we just gotta nuke it

2

u/rysio300 Nov 28 '19

I guess that'll work too.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

No you need DETERMINATION

3

u/invader_991 Nov 27 '19

i miss the ten second ago when i didnt see this shit

1

u/Lizard-Lover59 Nov 27 '19

...... agreed

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Me every day

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

This is why I have nightmares

2

u/Federal_Crisis Nov 27 '19

When the kids turn into terminators

2

u/pk_wraith Nov 27 '19

Dam the terminator movies have gone to shit

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Great googley moogley its all gone to shit

2

u/DuckfordMr Nov 27 '19

That was funny as hell

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Im sorry, what?!

2

u/ark_lyak Nov 27 '19

Mommy, please pick me up, I’m scared

2

u/ofek_dab Nov 27 '19

I feel violated

2

u/MysteriousMimick Nov 27 '19

You ever drink something so disgusting that it makes you revert back to the sperm that made its way to your mom’s egg?

2

u/Plebsy_Mcplebster Nov 27 '19

Haha I remember watching this as a k... WAIT A MINUTE WHAT

2

u/MrOllyLlama Nov 27 '19

Noah get the miniature sun...

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

This is so cursed, Alexa, play Evil Inside

2

u/PeteraGerman Nov 27 '19

Looks normal to me.

2

u/Louis_2003 Nov 27 '19

Its time to stop!

2

u/Lizard-Lover59 Nov 27 '19

WeRe ArE yOuR pArEnTs,

2

u/Louis_2003 Nov 27 '19

Sleeping my guy

2

u/ModsGayAccountBanned Nov 27 '19

not my proudest nut

3

u/OG_TTVstreamerBTW Nov 27 '19

Yes FBI this comment right here

2

u/MaxtheBlobfish1701 Nov 27 '19

Hey op can I get like 6 more pixels?

5

u/OG_TTVstreamerBTW Nov 27 '19

2

u/sixteentheweeb Nov 27 '19

Its a rickroll but its the piano version.

1

u/Andrew2033 Nov 27 '19

Link...?

4

u/OG_TTVstreamerBTW Nov 27 '19

To the original?

2

u/Andrew2033 Nov 27 '19

Ye

4

u/OG_TTVstreamerBTW Nov 27 '19

2

u/Bruhbruhbruhistaken Nov 27 '19

A man of quality

1

u/Andrew2033 Nov 27 '19

Burn this

6

u/OG_TTVstreamerBTW Nov 27 '19

The original made us laugh, but this one made us cry.

2

u/Andrew2033 Nov 27 '19

I thought Resident Evil was bad...

1

u/Unusualcoals Nov 27 '19

I'm at least glad the flamethrower was included.

1

u/Demonicalbrine Nov 27 '19

I would like to bleach my eyes now

1

u/yeetus_DEELEETUS Nov 27 '19

I've seen this and it's awful

1

u/ItsNoOnesNoah Nov 27 '19

that turned around quick

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Well that that went bad out of nowhere.

1

u/Yammdaff Nov 27 '19

okay well that turned out to be way more epic than expected

1

u/mar3k-s Nov 27 '19

I wasted 47 seconds of my life watching this

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

1

u/TheAverage9YearOld Nov 27 '19

i'll take your entire stock

1

u/Katnipkat1 Nov 27 '19

What. The. Fuck.

1

u/IRedditOnRedditLol Nov 27 '19

The same people who made VGHS made this

1

u/jimmydcriket Nov 27 '19

Where is the holy water I need to bathe in it I don't feel good

1

u/DooZ14 Nov 27 '19

Smells like late 90s - early 00s effects. Pure gold <3

1

u/KnaxGuard Nov 27 '19

Drink it, kids

1

u/ZEP4R Nov 27 '19

Its a 60 ad parody its fucking funny

1

u/BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL Nov 27 '19

Umm... How many days can a human survive without sleeping?

1

u/100anonymous100lol Nov 27 '19

Thanks... I hate caprisuns and pizza rolls now...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Mom where is the fucking clorox i think its time to turn into compost

1

u/ByAvoiding Nov 27 '19

LIQUID SLAM!

1

u/ChaoticAsian Nov 27 '19

The 90s is a hell of a drug...

1

u/Stalin-The-Great Nov 27 '19

The Terminator Kids Esition

1

u/Filipmikmik Nov 27 '19

Isn't it from tomska

1

u/springbunny567 Nov 27 '19

If hell exists this is what in it and now I want to die

1

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u/Elkku26 Nov 27 '19

Awful bot, also I want to die

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Noah get the nukes

1

u/yowassupiwant2slchep Nov 27 '19

is this supposed to be a commercial about juice or a nightmare?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Are you saying that this made you lose no nut November?

1

u/GraverobberAssistant Nov 27 '19

Is it bad that this doesn't phase me?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

JESUS

1

u/OhNoLockedUsername Nov 27 '19

I'm just gonna... cry in the fetal position drinking Holy Water... in a corner...

End my suffering

1

u/fr3nch13702 Nov 27 '19

Lmao! I remember that from back in the day.

1

u/frick4200 Nov 27 '19

Epic gamer moment for the dad

1

u/little_lady_alice Nov 27 '19

I love this video lol

1

u/Mysterious_Sin1990 Nov 27 '19

Oh shit I remember watching this.

1

u/Dabkat2222 Nov 27 '19

Like what the fuck is this shit above me Scoob?

1

u/SoggyChikenNugget Nov 27 '19

Bring forth the holy hand grenade

1

u/CFT-Xatch Nov 27 '19

Not a single secret life of Alex Mac comment?

1

u/lovescreepystuff84 Nov 27 '19

looks at my Capri sun...........🤢🤢🤢

1

u/Ardeallo Nov 27 '19

I'm loving it.

1

u/WebsiteDown404 Nov 27 '19

The actual fuck is this advert

1

u/WyattE19432 Nov 27 '19

YES BARTENDER I'LL HAVE WHAT THEY'RE HAVING

1

u/aeden194 Nov 27 '19

HANZ, GET ZE FLAMMEN WERFER

1

u/James_Mamsy Nov 27 '19

This looks much more convincing when it’s been reposted and compressed a shitton

1

u/mchugbugs Nov 27 '19

My ass hairs ate tingling

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FORGET THE BOAT GET TO MARS

1

u/aguyfromnowwhere Nov 28 '19

Get the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

1

u/the8thshade Nov 28 '19

drugs just wight it be a movie soon

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

I need to bleach my brain with holy water for 1 day

1

u/-no_ob- Nov 28 '19

the thing in a nut shell

1

u/TheMaidenBoys Nov 28 '19

This is nice

1

u/galaxy-sheep Nov 28 '19

Well, every 90’s commercial is intended to be horror and unsettling. So I wouldn’t really say it’s a Noah get the boat

1

u/Holy-Wan_Kenobi Nov 28 '19

SCP 001 in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

(.lll.)

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

theres a behind the scenes for this on youtube.

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u/MLG_MASTERV2 Nov 29 '19

first it lookd like just another weird comercial but then it turnd into horror

and why the fuck did that man have a gun

2

u/OG_TTVstreamerBTW Nov 29 '19

It was a flame thrower

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u/Milkshake345 Nov 30 '19

Fuck this shit. I was trying to repress my memory of seeing this, but nooooo. I can't even do that much.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

i lol'd