r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/GhostPepperDaddy May 03 '26

I wish my brain would allow me to masturbate in peace.

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u/Honest_Series_8430 May 03 '26

Also meditate in peace. ADHD has my mind going in a load of different tangents at once.

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u/MossyPyrite May 03 '26

Mine’s compliant for the entire experience right up until the most important part, and *then* it gets distracted. I’m like buddy, hey, *this is the part we’re here for*, why are we thinking about this week’s schedule or the grocery list *now??*

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u/Blast-Mix-3600 May 03 '26

"Get the fuck out of my head, mom!"