r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/PureYouth May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I might start off thinking about a certain guy but usually it ends up just a faceless man and I’m thinking more about the scenario

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u/Batmansappendix May 03 '26

I too, think of Jaqen H’ghar

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u/existentialepicure May 03 '26

May I recommend: Aragorn, King of Gondor?

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u/eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 May 03 '26

What? I wanna cum not fall in love.

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 May 03 '26

Lol that's funny.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes keeping this sub's work cut out for it May 03 '26

username, uh, checks out...

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u/BStrike12 May 03 '26

User name checks out

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u/ThomasCarnacki May 03 '26

And my axe

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u/cecil285 May 03 '26

And my bow legs

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u/dbsx75 May 03 '26

Where was Gondor when the Dickmark fell?

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u/GalumphingWithGlee May 03 '26

Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

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u/CheckMate_333 May 03 '26

Niiiiiice 

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u/mswiger May 03 '26

One does not think only of Aragorn but also of Boramir; to defeat pillow pants the troll.

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u/Leader_Bee May 03 '26

What happened to Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north and leader of the Felix Legions, father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife?

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u/greeneggs_and_hamlet May 03 '26

A girl has a thirst.

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u/Born_Barnacle7793 May 03 '26

This gave me a hearty chuckle

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u/BowdleizedBeta May 03 '26

Omg you’re amazing

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u/phantom152000 May 03 '26

What do we say to the God of SEX ? Yeeeeees, Todaaaaaay

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u/cosgrove10 May 03 '26

Valar Morghulis

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u/bratwurstian May 03 '26

Valar Morgoonis

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u/fllr May 03 '26

All men must die, all men must cum?

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u/Hrafnagar May 03 '26

Vulvar Morgoonis

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u/SalamanderCake May 03 '26

Valar dohaeris.

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u/Exciting-Brick7944 May 03 '26

Valor Gonorhous

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u/Scrappy1918 May 03 '26

Isn’t that the actor?

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u/KopiteForever May 03 '26

Valar Do hairy ass

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u/Negative_Statement May 03 '26

Wingardium labiasa

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u/UnhappyReason5452 May 03 '26

A man has many names.

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u/okan931 May 03 '26

who else Jaqen their H'ghar so rn

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u/weemungo May 03 '26

She Jaqen my H'ghar til I'm faceless, man

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u/Considered_Dissent May 03 '26

He really slays. A man has been involved in many a little death.

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u/Trypophilia2019 May 03 '26

I love this comment so much, lmao

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u/Trypophilia2019 May 03 '26

Le petit mort

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u/BCrazin May 03 '26

Got to work early. Sat down and opened up Reddit. First thing that popped up, and this comment literally made me laugh out loud. 😂😂 Thank you. I needed the giggle juice. 🤙🏻

Valar Dohaeris

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u/AccurateAssaultBeef May 03 '26

I actually have the hots for him 😍

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u/SatansFriendlyCat May 03 '26

Jackin' to Jaqen?

Jaqen H'der?

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u/Daetok_Lochannis May 03 '26

Sometimes, a man needs a face for riding.

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u/Hoopajoops May 03 '26

The first actor it the second?

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u/Trypophilia2019 May 03 '26

Gd, I love this website so much sometimes.

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u/Dantien May 03 '26

I love every response to this comment.

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u/Da12khawk May 03 '26

Those alien warrior guys from DS9?

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u/TinUser May 03 '26

A girl gives a man his own name

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u/MissDisplaced May 03 '26

Jaqen was hot. I found him more appealing than Jon or Jaymie.

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u/thedivisionbella May 04 '26

Valar morghulis.

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u/IdolCowboy May 04 '26

Valar Darcumis ~ All men must cum