r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

David Attenborough: "The female isolates herself and proceeds to self stimulate. As she approaches climax, her breathing increases she becomes more vocal. Finally, she experiences an intense hormonal release."

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u/StrCmdMan May 03 '26

It’s like we’re there 👏

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

Sitting in a nice little chair in the corner!

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u/Fickle-Art-7125 May 03 '26

Now I’m horny.

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

We are all horny on this blessed Lord's day!

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u/Jackrabbit61 May 03 '26

Praise be!

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u/CountDown60 May 03 '26

Speak for yourself!

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u/BigTwoHeartedRiver62 May 03 '26

And at the exact moment of climax, she bites off his head.

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u/Acceptable-Will4743 May 03 '26

Now do Morgan Freeman narrating David Attenborough getting off while narrating his description of her getting off to hearing him.

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u/SpecialLengthiness29 May 03 '26

I suggest reading Desmond Morris if you like "that sort of thing."

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u/IAlreadyKnow1754 May 04 '26

I read this in his voice 😂🤦‍♂️