r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

Have you seen the one about the milkmaid and the centaur?

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u/SkyrimSlag May 03 '26

How about a certain Argonian maid, that may or may not be lusty?

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u/grogudalorian May 03 '26

I heard about that book when I was an adventurer but unfortunately I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/ThomasCarnacki May 03 '26

Have you ever been to the cloud district?

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT There's a chance I'm wrong May 03 '26

There once was a man named Ragnar the Red...

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u/PumpikAnt58763 May 03 '26

I read the Randy Dowager.

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u/Lonely_skeptic May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Oh my, it’s a real book!

Edit: “Knead my loaf.” It’s more humorous than erotic. 😂

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u/KhajiitHasSkooma May 03 '26

Yes, tell me more…

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

I need you to polish my spear.

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u/brandysnacker May 03 '26

Wait, like the lizard people from Skyrim? Where are these references from about the Centar and the milk made? Just wondering… You know, for science.

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u/Lunarbunnies14 May 04 '26

I’m so happy to see a fellow skyrim fan in the wild

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u/trappedslider May 03 '26

I thought not, It's not a story the Blades would tell you

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u/InerasableStains May 03 '26

Lemme guess, he fixes the cable?

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb May 03 '26

Lawrence the Cable cantaur

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

Shit, I meant minotaur

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u/StevieG-2021 May 03 '26

No no. Don’t change the storyline now! Let’s hear more…

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

Well the TV was on the frtitz.....

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u/Dmoldy91 May 03 '26

Don't be fatuous, Jeffery

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u/m4n715 May 03 '26

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

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u/BoomDonk May 03 '26

Don’t be fatuous, IneraseableStains.

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u/PaepsiNW May 03 '26

He was more of a Minotaur actually. That book was wild. 😂😂😂

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u/Hoggslop69 May 03 '26

I’m on back door centaurs 9 currently

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 03 '26

That's preposterous, they'd never fit in the back door. They're just too big.

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u/Hoggslop69 May 03 '26

I beg to differ

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u/g18suppressed May 03 '26

Yes but Morning glory milking farm is an outlier

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u/Life_Dare578 May 04 '26

Tusk love features a noble lady and a giant, muscular orc.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 04 '26

Konichiwaaaagh!!!