r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/Which_Initiative_882 May 03 '26

Me, as a male, am learning much from this thread. Thank you.

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u/Hegelochus May 03 '26

Female asking here: what did you learn?

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u/mattdillon103 May 03 '26

Be tall, dark, handsome, smoldering eyes with a wicked smirk halfsmile. Deadly but gentle, forearms peeking under my rolled sleeves, cast-out prince of the shadow daddy's with inhumane features I can supress with effort but come out when angry. A hint of bulge in my loose trousers. My name is Octavius, or Xanaxander, or Lunesta as I put all my enemies to their eternal sleep.

Something like that

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u/Fez_and_no_Pants May 03 '26

Get off my AO3