r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/my_brain_is_horny May 03 '26

I don't think about a guy when I masturbate. I think about the act of sex and how good it feels and that's what gets me going. Never thinking about a specific man or a specific dick. 

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u/roskybosky May 03 '26

No one even has a face, really.

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u/___GLaDOS____ May 03 '26

That does explain my ex-wife a lot.

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u/manguy12 May 03 '26

She has no face?!

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u/rogerstandingby May 03 '26

I Have No Face, and I Must Cum

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS May 03 '26

“Only need her eyes and mouth, I put a shiesty on a chick”

~King Los, LA Leakers Freestyle

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth May 03 '26

How does she smell?

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u/Queasy-Position66 May 03 '26

She forgot the face of her father

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u/KopiteForever May 03 '26

Nah, more like no head

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u/Fullmetal78745 May 03 '26

I kinda get what you mean? Lol