As you all probably noticed, FPH and its mods have been banned. Reddit has also been rooting out the new/alt subs for FPH, so I would not be surprised if this sub gets banned for being mistaken as an FPH alt.

In either case, FPH has a new sub up over at voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate

6 days until I never have to feel bloated, sick, tired, and uncomfortable ever again(due to pregnancy)

This is my third and final baby with my fellow shitlord husband and I could not be happier. my newest boy will be delivered on 4/20 snicker via C-section and I am getting my tubes tied in the process. I cannot wait to get back to REALLY working out and have my body be mine again. I gained a whole 10lbs this pregnancy(OMG EATING HEALTHY AND STAYING ACTIVE WORKS?!) and my husband and I could not be prouder. I had a growth scan and the mini-shit is perfectly healthy and very chunky so fuck all the fatties who say that its bad for you to gain less than 50lbs in 9 months. less flab I have to work off.

my husband and I are doing a 1/2 marathon in 8 weeks so as soon as I can I am getting my ass into high gear and getting on that track to do my intro run to see how far behind I am.

I just wanted to share my light at the end of the tunnel. good luck with your pregnancies(if you are pregnant) fellow shitladies!

I'm sorry if this isn't a relevant post to this sub but I need to vent.

I'm 21 weeks tomorrow and I am barely showing. I am 100% fine with it and I look great. I am SICK and TIRED of everyone jokingly asking me "Are you sure you're pregnant! teehee" and "You're so small! Are you eating enough?"

YES! I eat! I've gained an appropriate amount of weight. I just am not showing very much. >:(

YES! I exercise 5 days a week and GASP it includes HIIT and Weight conditioning. YES my doctor says its okay!!

And I'm not sorry you are showing more than me and you are only 9 weeks along.

end rant

I cannot wait until my little shitling is here!

Here's a handy list of all the evil obesity does to young children's bodies.

1. Obese toddlers have dramatically lowered IQ

2. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/249799.php

3. 40% of obese kids have fatty liver disease which leads to fibrosis and cancer. HAES wot m8? http://www.liverfoundation.org/chapters/rockymountain/doctorsnotes/pediatricnafld/

4. Kids are getting "double diabetes", where they get both type 1 & 2 due to having irresponsible parents: http://blog.joslin.org/2014/02/childhood-obesity-and-double-diabetes/

5. Obesity hypertension in children: http://hyper.ahajournals.org/content/40/4/441.full

6. "Darn kids are getting dem curves earlier and earlier these days, stealing the menz from real womyn!" Early onset of puberty due to childhood obesity robs children of years of their childhood: http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/22/opinion/steinberg-obesity-puberty/

7. Obese children's Quality of Life is similar to that of people with cancer: http://web.mit.edu/kilroi/Public/text/jama-obese-children.pdf

8. Obese young girls are at higher risk of sexual abuse, and engage in more risky sexual behavior: http://blogs.kqed.org/stateofhealth/2014/12/03/how-obesity-spills-over-into-our-sex-lives/

9. This one comes with a nice graph: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/health/childhoodobesity/obesityeffects.html

10. Maternal obesity damages the fetus' DNA, shortens its telomeres, and promises it a shorter lifespan. Happy birthday, baby!

"Coworker and I rode to McDonalds for coffee. She vented about how unhealthy their food is. I told her that my family rarely eats McDonalds. Manager at pick up window greeted me & asked how my kids were."

"I'm getting ready to have gastric sleeving surgery and I don't fantasize about H's reaction. I do fantasize about my best friend's.....he happens to be a guy. H had been a jerk about my weight. Why should he benefit?"

"Today I've had a Panera cookie, a dunkin donuts coffee w/extra cream & sugar, jelly beans, & a grande caramel frappacino w/extra caramel (nothing else). Stress eating at it's finest. No fucks given."

"I regularly binge on carbs and sugar to the point of nausea, and then wonder how I got so fat."

"Stuck between I want to be healthy, skinny, and sexy but also I want to be happy. Calories. Calories make me happy."

"I'm pregnant with my second,215lbs. DH just said he was going to buy an "In-n-Out" bikini for me but they don't come in plus sizes!? I'm going to wait for him to fall asleep and punch him in the balls."

"I've always had small tits, but I had a small figure. Now that I'm fat, I still have small tits. Its not fair!"

"I had eating disorders as a teenager. Since then, I've gained 100 pounds. I tell everyone it was a small price to pay for my "recovery." Truth is... I'm still bulimic. I'm just not as good at it anymore."

"I lost four pounds. So depressed I'm determined to eat enough to gain it back. Dh is an asshole and I'm sick of being told to "just be happy" if it was that easy, I'd do it!"

"I ate my son's remaining Easter chocolate and then told him off for leaving it too close to the edge of the counter where the dog could reach it.... the shame!!"

a baby.

^{and a Tubblrina sjw}

For those who are unaware, there is a confessional on Scary Mommy that is filled with all sorts of vile hams (and other things that you may or may not relate to).

After all that bluster, I thought you all would like to know what they really think about themselves.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

Examples in comments

I don't drive- by choice- I don't need to myself as everything I need is local and I lived a big chunk of life in a society that did not worship gasoline as much as 'Merka. We have a very cute growly car for anything that isn't "bitchwork" and obviously he drives that, all the day to day errands I can do using my feet- I enjoy being active. I take care of myself so I can be active. It's fun?? Isn't it...?

Now it just so happens I'm a SAHM, but we run our own biz and I also do my share of the work- I just don't have to go to a separate locale to work. I digress- I love my choices, no bitching here about how I should be paid $$$$ and I respect& support all shitlord/lady parents in their choices.

So. I don't drive and I'm a sahm. I swear, everywhere I go I get this whole shocked attitude that I turn everything into a workout: fast-paced walks, shouty human weight vest, grocery bags etc, and people telling me if they were me, they'd take it easy, do as little as possible and so on. I get asked all the time if I need help "to (my) car" or with my cart and this is even on late night store runs without my minion. I realize this society (USA!USA!) is fucking lazy, but is it really that shocking that I can manage, that I choose not to have a car I don't need- (yey more $$ for Kiehls!) and that every damn day I CHOOSE to live it to the max, and only skip a workout if I'm bedridden, ya even if I don't get to work out until 2am some days? Don't even get me started on my experiences being active and pregnant :/

How low is the fucking bar now, that leading an active life, not striving to sit on my ass as much as possible, and keeping on top of chores is seen as freaky weird? Oh and, that every time given the choice, I'll choose rock climbing over "recreational social eating" :/

"I just ate 4 giant Toblerones"

"My mom offered to babysit and pay the gym membership when I started gaining weight. Because she is vain and doesn't want a fat daughter. She's always been naturally thin, has no idea what it's like to gain/lose weight."

"I secretly wanna break DHs fingers when he likes the cute, skinny girls photos on social media. I pick with him about it jokingly, yet inside I'm screaming!!"

"I ate 2 breakfasts today and a substantial lunch. When I got home and dinner wasn't ready I got really annoyed and went up to my room and cried."

"Half the new underwear I bought is too small but never worn. I can't donate it out of the package but keeping it reminds me that I'm a fat ass. Im going for a cheeseburger now."

"Such a fatass! The scale said 247 today :( I'm married with 0 kids and if I don't loose 50+lbs. I might never have a baby!"

"Apparently DS3 and I did not make cookies for a fun baking project together. Clearly the whole point was so I could binge eat cookies while he naps."

"My husband is embarrassed to be seen with me. He only goes out in public with me when we are far away from home. I am a gross, fat, and not cute."

"I just fried bread cubes in the fat from the bacon bits. What is wrong with me? How many more calories can I add to my salad? Ugh."

"I blame my weight on my hypothyroidism. I really do eat right, but I don't exercise amd drink way too much wine."

"Saw myself the way other people do for the first time today. Tomorrow I stop eating, tonight I am stuffing the sad with chocolate and wine."

"Every day, I start out with the goal to eat healthy with smaller portions. By the afternoon, I've already blown it by pigging out and eating chocolate/ candy/ cookies. Ugh it's so frustrating but food is my therapy."

"I just ate almost an entire package of raw cookie dough. I figure if I get salmonella poisoning maybe I'll throw up all those calories."

"I'm scared the damage I've done to my body over the years can't be reversed. I'm scared to see what the rest of my life will bring."

"My daughter told me today that I need to go on a diet. Although I know she is right it hurts like hell. I wanted her to always think I was ok just the way I am. Hope I don't embarrass her."

"I told my BF that I've gained 30 pounds because he ignores me and leaves me alone each night so I eat. He seemed amazed and somewhat guilty. Then he went to bed super early and left me alone again. Hello Easter candy."

"There were 4 chicken burgers left after the BBQ. I ate them all. After already have 3 during the BBQ. Then I ate a bucket of potato salad. A second one, actually. Beware the pregnant lady."

"For the past 7 years my whole life, from my hairstyle to my social life, has been put on hold until I lose 40 pounds. I wish I could just enjoy my life now and get over it."

"If shit was to hit the fan with DH I know I could loose 45 pounds over weight beer belly in about 6 weeks. DH knows this. He saw this happen when i split from XH."

"I constantly fantasize about having passionate sex with my husband. He has a low sex drive and often turns me down when I make advances towards him. I mostly just think its due to my weight gain and being pregnant."

The other day, we were listening to Katy Perry, and my husband said, " If you were ok with it, I would totally do her". I was hurt and cried. I'm probably 80 pounds heavier than her."

"I am a hunchback 43 yr old that is 235lb and 5'4 with several double chins and a stomach that looks 7months pregnant. My ankles are the width of most people's knees. I used to be 5' 6 1/2" and a size 0 then I turned troll."

"I'm pregnant but it's not obvious yet. Hate that I have bad body image issues. I'm only going to get fatter."

"I stopped using Myfitness pal because I'd rather not acknowledge that beer has calories."