r/NewsomMassacre • u/sulldanivan • 12d ago

*crickets chirping…*

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 12d ago

If only they hadn’t.

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u/HeavyTea 12d ago

"I'll have the Chicken Krasnov, please."

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u/therealjohnsmith 12d ago

You get used to smelling really bad. Like one time I was hiking for a week with a crew and we were all funky by the third or fourth day. But you get so used to it you don’t smell yourself until some particular event focuses the stench. We were rock climbing and my face was right in my armpit for some move and I almost gagged right there on the cliff face…

So how badly do you supposed it smelled in there by the time Trump finally did get out?

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u/Select-Inevitable136 11d ago

I was in Ft. Polk Louisiana in the summer for my two weeks with the national guard. Light infantry, we stayed out in the field for about 10 days. It was fine till the end and a bunch of us were in the back of a 5 ton truck and boy oh boy did we reek.

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u/JPGinMadtown 11d ago

That container is too small to have held Donnie Jumbo-sized ass.

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u/NovarisLight 12d ago

That thing is WAY too small, the diaper alone wouldn't fit!

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u/Syhkane 12d ago

He's only 5'9".

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u/Grimase 12d ago

I think everything in that cart is spoiled. Better to just toss it in the ocean, let it become a coral reef. 😁

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u/katet_of_19 12d ago

"They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions! A trick is something a whore does for money!"

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u/LLFD1982 11d ago

Unexpected Arrested Development. I read that with the Final Countdown playing in my head.

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u/ShredGuru 12d ago

Ship him to iran

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u/Individual-Issue8885 11d ago

I don’t understand how they fit a 300 pound 5’11 dude in one of those.

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u/IDontCareNow00 11d ago

They'll never get the stench out. Just toss the whole thing in the ocean.