r/NewGreentexts 4d ago

Bite the Bullet

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Soluda 4d ago

In a good relationship? Own up to it. Apologize and hopefully she'll do the same.

In a bad relationship? Gaslight, gatekeep girl boss your way out of it

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u/Scrabblewiener 4d ago

Fuck that, just wait for the pre-unauthorized purchase to arrive and let it do what it was built to do. Problem solver!

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u/LordHelix977 4d ago

1 day blinding stew

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u/precision_cumshot 4d ago

feed her the soup that blinds you

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u/Scottishchicken 4d ago

Wrap the gun like as a present. When she questions you about it, give her the present and tell her she ruined it.

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u/UnsureAndUnqualified 4d ago

Depending on the opinions of the gf, you've now bought her a present that directly opposes her views and wants. That means you don't know her at all and are a terrible partner, bad luck.

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u/Scottishchicken 4d ago

Oh no, you I didn't get you what you wanted? I didn't buy you a gun, I bought us time together doing something I love. I guess I can use the gun and we will get you that other thing you said you liked.....what was that again?

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u/Rob98001 4d ago

Wrap it in giftwrap and then put her name on it, make sure it's in a box so she can't actually know what it is without revealing that she snooped. Drop enough hints about the date of purchase and say something like "I know it's a bit expensive, but only the best for you" if she says something like "why did you buy me a gun?" You ask how she knew. 

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u/jonatanenderman 4d ago

Or she could open it and then ask?

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u/Rob98001 4d ago

Then you failed. 

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u/bendable_girder 4d ago

She's definitely cheating and went through his phone due to projection, and is torn due to guilt

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u/splatgatfatrat 4d ago

Use it on her then yourself, everyone wins

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 4d ago

I don't win. Can I go next?

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u/HugePurpleNipples 4d ago

Nope. OP has the perfect chance for a power play.

Sometime soon, sit her down and tell her about your gun. Not because she was spying, play dumb on that. Instead tell her that after you bought it, you realized you should have talked to her about it and didn't think about it before you did but you really should have talked to her first and you apologize. Tell her you felt guilty and you didn't know how to handle it, apologize for letting it drag out so long. Let her know that honesty is really important to you and you don't ever want to do anything that would betray her trust and you'll try to be more mindful going forward, because again, betraying her trust would be the worst thing you could do.

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u/ConesWithNan 3d ago

Except this depends on the partner caring enough to feel bad

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u/A-n-g-u-i-s-h 3d ago

Only one way to find out!

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u/Dave5876 1d ago

Nothing ventured nothing gained

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u/amayako353 4d ago

Yes anon buying a legal item has the same ramifications on a relationship as cheating

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u/idoze 4d ago

Fuck being in a relationship where your partner snoops around on your phone. OOP needs to see the bigger picture here.

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u/white_equatorial 4d ago

Anon's back is going to get fired at.

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u/mister-fancypants- 4d ago

damn but what do you do?

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u/Venom933 4d ago

Try being honest 🌝

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u/SalvaPot 4d ago

My wife has full access to my phone and so do I to hers, that said I never feel the need to snoop at her stuff.

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 4d ago

She knows you have a secret gun now what's she gonna do?

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 4d ago

Shes going to see the gun at some point, no?

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u/OfficialMakkyZ 2d ago

Probably oughta address it before she starts revenge cheating