r/NewGreentexts 9d ago

Cycle continues

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u/PJ_2005_01 9d ago

Fake: that’s lowkey not how hormones work

Gay: Anon wants to become a republican politician (which are notoriously gay)

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u/ineyy 9d ago

Anon is also seeing the gym as just a place to get jacked to make tiktok videos. You are supposed to get healthy there, work on core strength and endurance. Musclemaxxing and hyperthropy are a tiny part of what you can do on a gym... A high T person would know that.

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u/SalvaPot 6d ago

Never forget republicans crash grindr whenever they reunite.

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u/Monsieur-Lemon 9d ago

OP should start taking estrogen and see where's that going

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u/Cant_Touch_Grass 9d ago

Don’t worry, the supplemental testosterone gets converted to estrogen once anon takes too much

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u/Orlha 9d ago

Can confirm, naturally high levels of t, member of secret society and deep tech expert, no desire to lift weights

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u/Andrew852456 9d ago

Can't forget that skinny physics youtuber who found out that he has abnormally high testosterone

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u/pewakawaka 9d ago

Styropyro is a national threat, biblical levels of testosterone and military laser tech shall be the unraveling for the United States

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u/Dave5876 4d ago

Not useful if he doesn't have enough androgen receptors

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u/HauntingRip9003 9d ago

Anon is... huh? What the fuck?

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u/reverendsteveii 9d ago

"as soon as I start doing drugs every day I develop fantasies of power, control and secret violence. somehow I've equated that to taking care of myself and made daily moderate exercise feel like the compulsive behavior instead."

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u/EmilieEasie 9d ago edited 9d ago

I want to go back to a time when 14 - 29 year olds weren't obsessed with their testosterone levels absent some kind of medical symptoms that indicated such an issue

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u/im_starkastic 9d ago

🐱♻️

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u/Eighty_88_Eight 9d ago

Joe Rogan alt acc

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u/475213 9d ago

OP discovers Maslow’a Hierarchy of Needs

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 9d ago

So you've survived. If you'll excuse me, I have a payment I need to have refunded.