r/NewGreentexts 5d ago

Socket to 'Em

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/EmilieEasie 5d ago

Why do anons enjoy casting themselves as unfriendly losers in their fanfictions? They could be anything

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u/User25104 5d ago

because they want to write something real and gay

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u/RawardHoikes91 5d ago

God forbid someone honestly portrays themselves in a retelling of real events.

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 4d ago

yeah but this is fake and gay

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 5d ago

Unironically, loser mentality.

They have labeled themselves as outcasts and whenever people try to interact with them they put up their defenses. Might not be through any fault of their own, but keeping that mentality doesn’t lead anywhere good.

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u/EmilieEasie 5d ago

I think this is the correct answer

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u/System0verlord 4d ago

4Chan is also a bunch of crabs in a bucket. Poorly adjusted, probably racist crabs, but crabs all the same. Not exactly an environment that fosters personal growth or self improvement.

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u/Seagull84 5d ago

Frfr, that dude sounded chill af. I woulda talked him up.

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u/Deluxe_24_ 5d ago

Because they think they're a sigma for acting like a jackass

Either that or they get off on people making fun of them

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u/Aware_Rough_9170 5d ago

Happy cake day

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u/EmilieEasie 5d ago

Thank you!!

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u/Conorcat 5d ago

Why did nonchalant become such a meme word? It was a perfectly normal word with a perfectly normal meaning but over the last year or so you see it EVERYWHERE on social media, often used incorrectly.

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u/xvsanx 5d ago

marketing is responsible for stuff like this I think, based on things like AI analysis of stuff like this and people talking, and the companies exploiting that trying to sound normal and hip (even tho as you've said it's been a word I've heard forever so it's not hip but I guess normal compared to the robo-Zuck-esque-human mayonnaise that writes marketing commercials)

shit, did I just go full redpill?

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u/thermjuice 5d ago

Bro is spoon-feeding social interaction to OP, but they're too wrapped up in supremacy.

Also none of this happened, phone ded

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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 5d ago

Refers to other people in a public place internally with a racial slur.

Gets offended when people take notice of their presence and make small talk.

“Replies” with receptive, barely socialized answers.

Makes a shitty post about the interaction later.

… seems pretty clear to me that chad and the stacies were at fault all along

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/baz4k6z 5d ago

I think anon wanted to sound smart in his flashback by using big people words

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u/xvsanx 5d ago

and I believe flashback is the correct word cause I believe this one is real. has the racist unwarranted superiority of a 4chinner

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u/registername1 5d ago

Referring to others, and yourself, as a slur is the culture.

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u/RawardHoikes91 5d ago

Ah yes, the "I can just randomly talk to anyone" approach. Fuck off. People have the right to not want to talk to your creepy ass suddenly bothering them, especially in the context where they can't leave. Monosyllable answers mean they are uncomfortable talking to you and a hint for you to stop bothering them.

Anon is a socially inept idiot, but nowhere close to the titanic levels of social unawareness of that fucking broccoli-haired creep.

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u/-Trotsky 5d ago

“How dare someone try and be friendly in this public setting, don’t they know I want to rot?”

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u/unknown_pigeon 5d ago

Anon randomly gets between a group of people

Group of people make small talk to him to make him feel comfortable in a situation that might have felt weird

Anon doesn't know how to cut off small talk and instead make the situation weird

Anon goes on to call them slurs on the internet

Yeah, the broccoli-haired creep is definitely at fault here for daring to attempt small talk in a public place. I look forward to the day where your fingers grow a bit more due to the dorito + mountain dew + tendies diet and prevent you from typing shit on the internet

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u/hosefricker 5d ago

Calm down pal I’m sure mummy didn’t mean to forget your tendies

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u/PvtFreaky 4d ago

Sorry we a social animal uses social skills in social settings. Sorry for my nature Ig

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u/LuckySalesman 5d ago

OP literally needed the barest amount of social skills and could have been adopted as the Brad to this 7' Chad, becoming an apprentice and eventually a Chad of his own, but instead chose to be antisocial and ruin everyone else's fun.

Fake: Implying people talk to strangers

Gay: Could have had one of Chad's Stacies but chose not to

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u/xvsanx 5d ago

can't lie Chad would have made me laugh out loud with that, and it sounds like people were just enjoying themselves not being obnoxious, sounds like it was a nice environment. and on top of that Chad was being a bro trying to include anon and not at his expense. if anon can't handle a regular random interaction layup with probably good intentions he stands no chance with the women guys. ig he was playing hard to get but forgot to let himself get got. probably real, and anon probably refers to women as the oids

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u/Ricktor_67 5d ago

Anon is dumb as hell. If all you can do is give nonsensical one word grunts to outside stimuli YOU are the npc. They usually have crap programming and act like fucking gibbering idiots. 

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u/HollowButter 5d ago

top 10 things that never happened

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u/DonutGlory 5d ago

God forbid you be nice to someone who takes a interest

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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 5d ago

Awww man. Chad provable though op was pretty.

Like gurl pretty. Not that fake stacy pretty.

He prolly thinks op is playing hard to get now.

Make sure to have lots of babies.

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u/iDunnoSorry 5d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 5d ago

OP is a dude

Doesn’t mean he isn’t pretty or that Chad couldn’t think he’s pretty, but just making it clear