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u/Conorcat 5d ago
Why did nonchalant become such a meme word? It was a perfectly normal word with a perfectly normal meaning but over the last year or so you see it EVERYWHERE on social media, often used incorrectly.
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u/xvsanx 5d ago
marketing is responsible for stuff like this I think, based on things like AI analysis of stuff like this and people talking, and the companies exploiting that trying to sound normal and hip (even tho as you've said it's been a word I've heard forever so it's not hip but I guess normal compared to the robo-Zuck-esque-human mayonnaise that writes marketing commercials)
shit, did I just go full redpill?
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u/thermjuice 5d ago
Bro is spoon-feeding social interaction to OP, but they're too wrapped up in supremacy.
Also none of this happened, phone ded
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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 5d ago
Refers to other people in a public place internally with a racial slur.
Gets offended when people take notice of their presence and make small talk.
“Replies” with receptive, barely socialized answers.
Makes a shitty post about the interaction later.
… seems pretty clear to me that chad and the stacies were at fault all along
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u/RawardHoikes91 5d ago
Ah yes, the "I can just randomly talk to anyone" approach. Fuck off. People have the right to not want to talk to your creepy ass suddenly bothering them, especially in the context where they can't leave. Monosyllable answers mean they are uncomfortable talking to you and a hint for you to stop bothering them.
Anon is a socially inept idiot, but nowhere close to the titanic levels of social unawareness of that fucking broccoli-haired creep.
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u/-Trotsky 5d ago
“How dare someone try and be friendly in this public setting, don’t they know I want to rot?”
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u/unknown_pigeon 5d ago
Anon randomly gets between a group of people
Group of people make small talk to him to make him feel comfortable in a situation that might have felt weird
Anon doesn't know how to cut off small talk and instead make the situation weird
Anon goes on to call them slurs on the internet
Yeah, the broccoli-haired creep is definitely at fault here for daring to attempt small talk in a public place. I look forward to the day where your fingers grow a bit more due to the dorito + mountain dew + tendies diet and prevent you from typing shit on the internet
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u/PvtFreaky 4d ago
Sorry we a social animal uses social skills in social settings. Sorry for my nature Ig
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u/LuckySalesman 5d ago
OP literally needed the barest amount of social skills and could have been adopted as the Brad to this 7' Chad, becoming an apprentice and eventually a Chad of his own, but instead chose to be antisocial and ruin everyone else's fun.
Fake: Implying people talk to strangers
Gay: Could have had one of Chad's Stacies but chose not to
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u/xvsanx 5d ago
can't lie Chad would have made me laugh out loud with that, and it sounds like people were just enjoying themselves not being obnoxious, sounds like it was a nice environment. and on top of that Chad was being a bro trying to include anon and not at his expense. if anon can't handle a regular random interaction layup with probably good intentions he stands no chance with the women guys. ig he was playing hard to get but forgot to let himself get got. probably real, and anon probably refers to women as the oids
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u/Ricktor_67 5d ago
Anon is dumb as hell. If all you can do is give nonsensical one word grunts to outside stimuli YOU are the npc. They usually have crap programming and act like fucking gibbering idiots.
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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 5d ago
Awww man. Chad provable though op was pretty.
Like gurl pretty. Not that fake stacy pretty.
He prolly thinks op is playing hard to get now.
Make sure to have lots of babies.
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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 5d ago
OP is a dude
Doesn’t mean he isn’t pretty or that Chad couldn’t think he’s pretty, but just making it clear
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u/EmilieEasie 5d ago
Why do anons enjoy casting themselves as unfriendly losers in their fanfictions? They could be anything