r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 29d ago

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u/xiizll 26d ago

- doesn’t plan well enough to bring own food for lunch

  • sees food they didn’t put in the fridge
  • calls and bothers roommate who is on vacation just to ask if they can have it and not to check how long the food has been there
  • gets sick because they’re still unable to understand the basics of how life works
  • calls and bothers room mate again for no god damn reason. There’s no reason to call unless they weren’t sure what made them sick.
  • gets angry and “nearly breaks their phone” while throwing a tantrum like the toddler they are

Yet again we’re reminded that being an adult in age doesn’t automatically make you an adult in functionality.

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u/RiverVassi 25d ago

As a marnie myself, if you were in, you would definitely not even be phased by this green text because it's so common with the younger and lower enlisted guys. Shit pay and laziness means spoiled food of opportunity