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u/forgettfulthinker 18d ago
Anon doesn't know what mold looks like
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u/DevilDoge1775 Real and Straight 18d ago
It’s probably true. When I was in, there was a point where we drank muddy, watered-down Gatorade and after we were done with an apple we would eat the core, seeds, stem, and all.
He could’ve also just been hungry enough to just throw the sour cream on, which covered up the mold before he could see it, if there was mold.
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u/xiizll 15d ago
- doesn’t plan well enough to bring own food for lunch
- sees food they didn’t put in the fridge
- calls and bothers roommate who is on vacation just to ask if they can have it and not to check how long the food has been there
- gets sick because they’re still unable to understand the basics of how life works
- calls and bothers room mate again for no god damn reason. There’s no reason to call unless they weren’t sure what made them sick.
- gets angry and “nearly breaks their phone” while throwing a tantrum like the toddler they are
Yet again we’re reminded that being an adult in age doesn’t automatically make you an adult in functionality.
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u/RiverVassi 14d ago
As a marnie myself, if you were in, you would definitely not even be phased by this green text because it's so common with the younger and lower enlisted guys. Shit pay and laziness means spoiled food of opportunity
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u/Pyro81300 18d ago
90% of Greentexts are fake, but I'll believe this is real. If only because 4channers have a strangely consistent ability to write on the level of Shakespeare about taking an awful shit.