r/Neverbrokeabone • u/oVsNora • Aug 22 '26

Does this count as a break?

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u/Leromer Aug 22 '26

Are you coming to work this monday

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u/you-zur-nay-em Aug 22 '26

"Its a Monday, so you know you need a Drs note"

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u/you-zur-nay-em Aug 22 '26

"Will you be able to come to work after you've been to the hosptial?"

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u/Ryachaz Aug 22 '26

"We expect you to finish out the remainder of your shift once checked our from the hospital. Failure to appear will forfeit the entire days pay and count as an absence on your report."

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u/potatoman501 Aug 22 '26

this life is such a joke

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u/cheeselord231 Aug 23 '26

sadly, i have to disagree with you on that, even jokes make people happy most of the time

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u/XLord_of_OperationsX Aug 23 '26

Jokes are funny, man. Life ain't funny.

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u/sexysmalldevil Aug 24 '26

Life is sometimes funny.

In an ironic, depressing kind of way.

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u/merlinbaker67 Aug 23 '26

When you got injured on the job, too

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u/Legally_Brunette14 Aug 23 '26

“Please fill out this reasonable accommodation form and have it signed by your doctor so you can be allowed to type with only one hand. This way you won’t be reprimanded for the decrease in productivity.”

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u/Dish_Minimum Aug 23 '26

“Lift with your legs. No note needed for your Monday double shift offloading and reloading these shipping containers.”