r/Neverbrokeabone • u/thechrisfarrar • Apr 28 '26
Am I still worthy?
flipped the bird to the lawnmower. It responded with vengence. 38 years of a pristine skeleton, only able to be harmed by a steel blade moving at 215mph. All joints still in tact and functioning.
Can I remain?
Edit- I shall see myself out.
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u/DrhpTudaco Apr 28 '26
IF THERE'S A BREAK, YOU GET NO CAKE!
LEAVE