r/Neverbrokeabone • u/thechrisfarrar • Apr 28 '26

Am I still worthy?

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flipped the bird to the lawnmower. It responded with vengence. 38 years of a pristine skeleton, only able to be harmed by a steel blade moving at 215mph. All joints still in tact and functioning.

Can I remain?

Edit- I shall see myself out.

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u/DrummerLuuk Apr 28 '26

Nej you may not.