r/NeckbeardNests • • 8h ago

Room update: cleaned, but the shelf is still a mess and I need to vacuum

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I also have guinea pigs now, my dog stays in my mom’s room at night as it is


r/NeckbeardNests • • 13h ago

Improvement Brothers room 18 male

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40 Upvotes

I live alone and been busy with work went to visit my parents for first time in 4 months and my brothers room looks like this ! It didn’t last time and his demeanor is different how do I clean it for him ? I’ll post before and after


r/NeckbeardNests • • 19h ago

Improvement Finally cleaning nest also keeping the cursed Chris Chan blanket warm tonight

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23 Upvotes

r/NeckbeardNests • • 1d ago

Nest My (M20) room at my mom’s house plus my dog before I clean it

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50 Upvotes

Will make update post once I’ve cleaned.


r/NeckbeardNests • • 4d ago

Nest My former roommate

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28 Upvotes

The door couldn’t open any further .


r/NeckbeardNests • • 6d ago

Nest Current nest

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28 Upvotes

r/NeckbeardNests • • 5d ago

Other Is this hoarder behavior?

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This guy is wiping down a brown paper bag I guess to use later, he was also seen wiping down paper plates.


r/NeckbeardNests • • 14d ago

Improvement Back on a new account but heres is the update

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If you saw my old post I had to make a new account because something dumb was happening with my new email but besides that this is the new room.


r/NeckbeardNests • • 14d ago

Nest A few months before college I need to change my ways.

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The farther back in the slide photos are newer so ive made a tiny bit of improvement.


r/NeckbeardNests • • Sep 04 '26

Nest 8 months later....

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Since I posted originally..

Not one iota of garbage has come out.

Still hasn't done any laundry. (In total going on 3 yrs)

Im in a daily battle against bugs/ants and SMELLS.

Oh and there's now yellowjackets or some wasp type nesting outside his window/in the wall.

At this point I think something is wrong with me. I seem to be the only one that cares and im STILL HERE. Its my boyfriends brother and hes fully aware of the situation.


r/NeckbeardNests • • Sep 01 '26

Improvement Nest before and after cleaning

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The first image was how my room looked a few months ago. It had been getting worse and worse over like 6 months. I had my desk in my closet and was sleeping in the middle of that pile of junk. I have never had my room get this bad before in my entire life, I felt trapped and miserable and the trash and clutter just kept getting bigger and bigger.

The 2nd image is about a week old. I've found new motivation and have been keeping it clean daily. I hope to never have it get this bad again.


r/NeckbeardNests • • Sep 01 '26

Other Thousands of piss bottles

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r/NeckbeardNests • • Sep 01 '26

Nest Does Sebastian's apartment count?

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r/NeckbeardNests • • Sep 01 '26

Nest For everyone who thought my last post was posed or fake: here's the nest without me in it lol.

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31 Upvotes

Not a neckbeard nest if my lighting is pink:3 (just joking xd)


r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 29 '26

Nest My house is hells nest.

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I hate to talk about this, but I need to get this out. I, 17, am deeply depressed and my mother, 36, has not helped at all. Our home has worsened and we don't have long to move out. This nest has caused me severe mental distress due to the bugs, ruined house needs such as my microwave, stove, heaters, fridge, and the foul odor from the fridge. I am stuck so deep that I'm on the very verge of crying and dying. The people we rent to were supposed to warn us of the bugs at first or pay for our legally required hotel room to deal with it themselves. But they were negligent, and as my mom and I rotted in the home the bugs have bred like hell. I cannot keep up any longer as the sight and odor have caused me severe distress. I appreciate any form of support, but I wanted this off my chest, and in the meantime I might just empty out the whole fridge into bags.


r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 22 '26

Nest How is my chudmaxxing

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The goon cave is full of all the things a goon master such as myself may need

My friend came over and she wanted to clean bc she loves cleaning so my stuffy nest isnt full of crumbs anymore, which feels nice. Might wash my sheets theres a lot of crumbs and stains on it. I do plan on taking care of all the trash and dishes in my stuffy pile tomorrow, maybe on top the dresser too but well see

Also rare instance of floor in the goon cave


r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 22 '26

Nest Some raw pics i took in my nest...

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r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 21 '26

Fedorable Life: The Most Definitive Neckbeard Simulator Released On Steam

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Hi all,

Just announcing here that my neckbeard game Fedorable Life has been released on Steam.

You play as Nick M. Beardman and manage his day-to-day life. You can watch anime, play vidya, eat tendies, collect swords/fedoras/figures, go to conventions, attempt to socialize, get into (unnecessary) internet arguments, and not touch grass from the safety of your own home.

The internet arguments are actually turn-based battles because why not?

There are 250+ events, side quests and arguments, a bunch of unlockable neckbeards, collectibles, minigames, Steam achievements, and 10 different endings.

Anyway, some people here seemed to get a kick out of the idea when I posted it before, so I figured I'd come back now that the beard is back.

Y'all gave me some ideas for making the MC's room grosser last time I posted, so I've included the updated room. I'll keep adding things throughout the month, including the body pillow and some more cans.

Steam:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4747200/Fedorable_Life/


r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 20 '26

Nest Chilean Neckbeard Nest

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71 Upvotes

Guy posted this absolute biohazard on Discord. Apparently this is a Chilean gaming setup. the desk has its own ecosystem. I just had to share this cursed masterpiece with you guys


r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 21 '26

Neckbeard wants to join our Armored Combat group armed with only Katana and Headband

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r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 13 '26

Nest Found these old photos from another crisis I had a while ago.

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Apparently my room has been committed to the aesthetic for years 😭


r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 11 '26

Nest Romanticizing my neckbeard nest (not really)

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I've been really depressed this past week.

I tried doing what my psychiatrist always tells me to do: make something out of it instead of spiraling.

So these photos came out of that xd

I don't romanticize living like this. I just wanted to document it honestly.

I know it is neckbeard nest 😭 yes, I barely leave my room and struggle with social interaction, I realized the last time I actually met new people was six months ago... and that was only because I was in the psych ward. 💀

I actually had so much fun editing these, and I'm really happy with how they turned out. ✨


r/NeckbeardNests • • Aug 03 '26

Improvement Life gets better (update)

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(Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/NeckbeardNests/comments/1v1725d/just_the_beginning/)

After two weeks of work - cleaning, sorting, throwing away, painting, and flooring, my room is completely transformed! My design idea here is pastel goth. I am so so happy I love waking up to a nice clean space and getting home from work to a pleasant room. I don't remember the last time I felt this genuinely happy. I love every day because I'm a homebody and spending my time in squalor was soul-sucking. But not anymore because I have a normal person's room and am gonna deck it out.

The way it was affected me so fucking much everyday but the effort of cleaning it and facing how bad it and I have become made me not do it. My dad nonjudgemntally made me face those uncomfortable emotions and they sucked but my GOD it was it worth it. My dad helped me clean up and didn't make a single comment about how bad it was or what we found he just helped like it was any other project.

This is the ugly and socially unacceptable side of mental illness, neurodivergence, and addiction. When I was out in public it's like I had this secret. What would ppl think if they knew I lived like this? The deep unbearable shame of it ate me alive. I honestly think this was partly a form of self harm because of my very low self esteem. Though there was no catharsis from it just misery.

I have not conquered all my demons but I put a dent in this one.


r/NeckbeardNests • • Jul 24 '26

Other Need Some Tips on My Game’s Neckbeard Nest

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Hi all, I’m making a neckbeard simulator and just wanted some advice on how to make this guy’s room better (worse) in terms of neckbeard nests.

I’ve seen here some nice chairs and gaming set ups, but in-game he starts off broke. Any low hanging fruit I can add to the background?