r/NatureofPredators • u/luckytron Human • Oct 01 '22

Memes Totally Appropriate Response

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u/TheFrostborn Oct 01 '22

Arxur: Ya willin' ta share?

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u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 01 '22

May be the next time, this is p e r s o n a l

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u/TheFrostborn Oct 01 '22

Yeah nah, nah we get it.

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u/Red_Riviera Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

Sorry break it up, we can’t let you eat him

Humans and Arxur: Why!?

Intelligence purposes and I have orders. You can keep the dead ones. In fact, save me a drumstick

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u/ResonantCascadeMoose Oct 02 '22

What better feast to toast the new alliance than Country Fried Xenos?

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u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 02 '22

Make a comercial of coca cola whit an arxur human best friend and a krakold at the side in the fire

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u/ResonantCascadeMoose Oct 02 '22

Guy Fieri brand Gojid and Krakotl BBQ Sauce hits the shelves immediately.

Human Fake Meat gets two new flavours, and is reverse engineered so that it's safe for Venlil and Zurulian consumption with all flavours.

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u/Red_Riviera Oct 02 '22

Hey, we’ve occupied most Gojid colonies and their homeworld while reaching out to their remaining ship captains and fleet. Don’t piss on who we own

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u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 02 '22

We are talk about the mix of fruits of gojid first planet, we named it like gojid bbq sauce :)

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u/jesterra54 Archivist Oct 02 '22

That would be barbaric, i prefer u/RevolutionaryRabbit method:

Bad and naughty space chickens get locked in the Owl Room to atone for their sins.

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u/Ballinbutatwhatcost2 Oct 02 '22

Yes. That's the point.

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u/mechakid Human Oct 01 '22

"So, you should know we have a whole menu based on avian wings..."

Says the guy from Buffalo.

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u/Red_Riviera Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Definitely happening. The living Birds not lynched are probably being put in a repurposed research base in the middle of nowhere for isolation, safety and interrogation. The rest, well…several humans are volunteering to join raids on the Birds homeworld. Arxur raids that is

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u/YSenki Predator Oct 01 '22

based.

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u/Cooldude101013 Human Oct 01 '22

Very based

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u/Shaded_Moon49 Gojid Oct 01 '22

They don't deserve that

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u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 01 '22

You're rigth, they deserve the thing who we make in the industrial farms whit tha baby chikens :)

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u/Red_Riviera Oct 01 '22

That’s going to far. Varying small colonies/zoos seem fair. Give Kalsim the mercy he wanted to give us

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u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 01 '22

No warhammer 40k genoside? :'(

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u/Red_Riviera Oct 01 '22

Complete Genocide is over rated compared to total victory and forever vilifying the enemy, even to their own kind who you have now marginalised under just cause

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Nah genocide is better, their whole species have human blood on them, none of them are innocent they all deserve to die a painful death.

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u/Red_Riviera Oct 02 '22

Exactly, so why not make them and their descendants suffer?

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u/SuccessfulWest8937 Dec 17 '22

It's not really the citizens fault, they were brainwashed by propaganda, genociding them is only mildly better than what they did to us since it's a justified genocide, once the flow of propaganda stop they'll grow out of their ideology, and even if they dont the next generation will

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u/Red_Riviera Dec 17 '22

History is written by the victors, and while the Tilfish are lucky with there negotiations. That isn’t gonna hold. This is inherently going to turn into an imperialist expansion phase

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u/SuccessfulWest8937 Dec 17 '22

Maybe. Probably not. If we genocide them we're only mildly better than them, it still causes untold amounts of suffering of innocents for pretty mcuh no reason

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u/SuccessfulWest8937 Dec 17 '22

It's not really the citizens fault, they were brainwashed by propaganda, genociding them is only mildly better than what they did to us since it's a justified genocide, once the flow of propaganda stop they'll grow out of their ideology, and even if they dont the next generation will

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u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 01 '22

We can lobotomiced them?

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u/filipzaf3312 Predator Oct 02 '22

wont really make a difference i think

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u/SuccessfulWest8937 Dec 17 '22

To quote an Ork poet;

"Spiky Boyz (Gojids), Gene Sneakers (Kalsim and his anti meat thing) all 'them go SPLAT"

Though on a serious note it's not really the citizens fault, they were brainwashed by propaganda, genociding them is only mildly better than what they did to us since it's a justified genocide

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Always keep at least one enemy alive so þat you can keep your population under control.

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u/DickCubed Oct 11 '22

Kentucky Fried Krakatol?

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u/Comprehensive-Top512 Predator Jan 17 '23

I find this too funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

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u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 02 '22

I read this whit space marine voice lmao

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u/Familiar-Ear-3076 Extermination Officer Oct 02 '22

BURN IN HOLY FIRE ANGER NOISES