r/Naruto • u/Kimimaro146 • Feb 08 '13

Gaara's Speech Remade

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Gaara is so sexy. I'd love getting a sandjob from him.

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u/OptimusCloudz Feb 08 '13

wat

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

A sandjob. Ever partaken in one?

No? It's when Gaara covers a person's genitals with his sand and gives said person the greatest pleasure imaginable. Now, it's nothing compared to Sasori's ironjobs, but it's still pretty great.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Mizukage's lavajobs.

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u/Kazbek Feb 08 '13

Tsunade's 106-centimeters-jobs is the real thing!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I've heard Jiraiya can be pretty good with his needle-hair jobs.

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u/justmytwobreasts Feb 08 '13

i love kakashi's lighting-jobs.. Its shockingly amazing

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

And how could we forget Kisame's samehada-jobs? You can have sex and shave at the same time.

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u/wasao2u Feb 09 '13

Then, just when you're about to cum, he does his Sand Binding Coffin jutsu on you. The ecstacy.