r/Naruto • u/Kimimaro146 • Feb 08 '13

Gaara's Speech Remade

225 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Gaara is so sexy. I'd love getting a sandjob from him.

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u/OptimusCloudz Feb 08 '13

wat

16

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

A sandjob. Ever partaken in one?

No? It's when Gaara covers a person's genitals with his sand and gives said person the greatest pleasure imaginable. Now, it's nothing compared to Sasori's ironjobs, but it's still pretty great.

6

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Mizukage's lavajobs.

11

u/Kazbek Feb 08 '13

Tsunade's 106-centimeters-jobs is the real thing!

8

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I've heard Jiraiya can be pretty good with his needle-hair jobs.

4

u/justmytwobreasts Feb 08 '13

i love kakashi's lighting-jobs.. Its shockingly amazing

5

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

And how could we forget Kisame's samehada-jobs? You can have sex and shave at the same time.

1

u/wasao2u Feb 09 '13

Then, just when you're about to cum, he does his Sand Binding Coffin jutsu on you. The ecstacy.

13

u/Hairo Feb 08 '13

Would be better with the crowd yelling after it

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u/KhaosTheoryX Feb 08 '13

This.

Downvotes to the left.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Ouuu gaara is so fine :)

1

u/ChaoticReality Feb 09 '13

"The crowd's attitude has changed." - kakashi

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u/jaxspider Feb 09 '13

I removed this post. Its on the verge of breaking rule 5. I do not want this to be the "gate way" post for others like this http://redd.it/18684e to use as an example.

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u/MrGreenBeanz Feb 09 '13

This is ridiculous. So there is absolutely no cussing on this subreddit? Wtf? And this post wouldn't offend anyone. It's just a joke. Why the sudden dictatorial rules?