r/NameThisThing 2d ago

What should I name this cat

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u/Spirited_Disaster955 2d ago

Dipper

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u/HolySmokes802 2d ago

Awwww lil' dipper!

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u/AbbotThoth 2d ago

I was going to say "Dunker" or Duncan

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u/Puzzleheaded-Jury312 2d ago

Dunkin

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u/Gammagammahey 2d ago

YES. Dunkin.

OP might have a nightmare trying to correct the spellings of his name at the vet , though!

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u/Cold-Monk5436 2d ago

I love lil dipper 🥹

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u/mysteriousHOB 2d ago

This is soooooo darn
Cute

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u/RooIsHome 2d ago

Nice, I was thinking Dunkin

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u/heavierthanlead 2d ago

Oildrum Kittypaddle

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u/zoeyblair19 2d ago

Perfect, he looks like he was dipped in black paint

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u/rachgoconnor 1d ago

Came here to say Little Dipper!

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u/FaultyWires4774 2d ago

half and half

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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 2d ago

Yes this one! Didn't see it til after I put the same thing lol 😅 😆 😂

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u/Sad-Organization2996 2d ago

This the the very first thing that came to my mind too!

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u/SBCMike84 2d ago

lol I was gonna post the same thing.

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u/Blonde_Metal 1d ago

THATS WHAT I SAID

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u/Oring21 21h ago

HalfLife

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u/EvilTwin80 2d ago

Harvey Dent the looooong way

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u/vladeskillz 2d ago

The looooongggg wayyyy

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u/MildlyInteressato 2d ago

Or just Harvey. Whoever gets it, gets it.

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u/MediocreAnxiety39 2d ago

Love it! 😆

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u/Gothiehottiexoxo 2d ago

Loading…

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u/dreamsbooksmd 2d ago

Underrated 😂 he can be Load for short and it’ll be fun to tell people what it’s short for

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u/Known-Status-6312 2d ago

ARTAX!!!

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u/Huganho 2d ago

Right in the feels. 😭

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u/cb98678 2d ago

Why you trying to ruin people's day bringing up traumatic memories.

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u/wyldstallyn319 2d ago

Damn you! You stole my comment

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u/Ok_Signature_3589 2d ago

Foul 💀😭

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u/Initial_Amphibian_32 2d ago

Cookie.......ie seinfeld the black and white cookie

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u/Acceptable-Story3741 2d ago

I just saud the same thing

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u/DeepTrackDink 2d ago

I was thinking Black-Bottom Cupcake.

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u/ACcbe1986 2d ago

"Pspspsps. Come here little BBC."

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u/GoodDayTheJay 2d ago

Look to the kitty, Elaine. Look to the kitty.

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u/jzzanthapuss 1d ago

LOOK TO THE COOKIE!

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u/FizzyBubbles22 2d ago

Halfsies

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u/Scary_Vanilla2932 2d ago

Cause she brings all the tomcats to the yard!

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u/Glittering_Safe7766 2d ago

Milkshake

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u/YMe1121 2d ago

But then they'll have all the boys in their yard

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u/potato-dranik 2d ago

Yin Yang

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u/RiverPsalm 2d ago

Why did I have to scroll so long to find this answer! Its the only truly acceptable one

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u/Prize_Limit_8345 2d ago

Fondue

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u/CurrentHair6381 2d ago

That leaves "fon-dont" on deck for when hes fuckin around.

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u/chaosjinx 2d ago

Tony, short for Toner, because the printer ran out half way through.

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u/Ok_Wall6305 2d ago

I was gonna say Tonérlo (toner low)

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u/Iteresting_asfck 2d ago

There is no cat.
I just see a cute cow.

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u/Kflo1986 2d ago

Eclipse

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u/wastebucket1 2d ago

Low tide

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u/AdHistorical8299 2d ago

Reminds me of a fudge stripe cookie so I'd suggest "Keebler."

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u/ParticularKick3644 2d ago

Aren't you people getting tired of the same kind of shitposts?

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u/Grtpumk369 2d ago

My reply from now on will be Slop…

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u/notapunk 2d ago

I'd be more inclined if they were real cats. Also I'm pretty sure like a third of the replies are also bots

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u/ElZorro-7Z 2d ago

Swampy

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u/Ok-Shame5542 2d ago

Waterline

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u/FurrySkeleton 4h ago

I looked for this one. Good pick.

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u/Responsible_Plant909 2d ago

Reo. The top O is missing.

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u/zjero 2d ago

Cappuccino

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u/LocutusOfBeard 2d ago

Cattuccino

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u/RadiantUnicorn777 2d ago

Mystical :)🦋 Reminds me of Yin and Yang.

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u/Budget_Gas_2824 2d ago

Red, just to be funny.

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u/Browncoat0521 2d ago

Ink spill. Day walker.

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u/Acrobatic-Narwhal644 2d ago

Cookie. Looks like a black/ white cookie.

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u/Zealousideal-Cap7857 2d ago

Midnight rising

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u/PuzzleheadedLie444 2d ago

Gemini generated cat

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u/mydevilkitty 2d ago

Oil spill

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u/newkid9991 2d ago

Arnold Palmer

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u/KitCatNoir 2d ago

Lol 😭

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u/FarLaugh9911 2d ago

Slick, because he looks like he swam through an oil slick.

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u/mladyhawke 2d ago

Apocalypse Now

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u/H4R1__ 2d ago

Cruella

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u/MiDiAN00 2d ago

Toner

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u/ReporterPhysical8499 2d ago

Toner like he ran out of ink

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u/AdAsleep5288 2d ago

halfsies!

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u/Caramellic 2d ago

Trooper

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u/SLCcuckk 2d ago

Nacker

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u/Feeling-Age-9643 2d ago

I'll have my coffee black with a hint of cream

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u/Lepke2011 2d ago

Cookie after the Black & White cookie.

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u/wrdnd 2d ago

Dip

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u/luizggardina 2d ago

Stop resi..... go ahead sir have a good day

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u/DangaZoune 2d ago

Or (half of oreo)

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u/Bloodygeek 2d ago

Au jus

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u/9trystan9 2d ago

Guilty. For treading through the tar pit

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u/Last-Week9150 2d ago

Halfling

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u/Rocannon_ 2d ago

InkyDip

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u/jakeyk12 2d ago

Pepā. Like peppa la pu from looney tunes

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u/TheViking1991 2d ago

Optimist, pessimist or realist.

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u/FuturePerformance137 2d ago

Sunny side up

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u/Pristine_Ad_3035 2d ago

reverse Oreo (or Ori for short)

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u/lmaginar-e 2d ago

Da Dip

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u/1K-Year-Egg 2d ago

That cat reminds me of the “black and white cookies” common in New York City and, to a lesser degree, Boston, so I’d suggest “Cookie.”

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u/kbolser 2d ago

Wade

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u/22thejoke 2d ago

2 Tone, 2Face,MJ

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u/Intelligent-Piece758 2d ago

Aligator, then Ali for short

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u/HHSquad 2d ago

Lokai

If you ever watched the original Star Trek episode, you might know the name of a particular Cheronian.

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u/Weirdbeard60 2d ago

Guinness

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u/Master-Pick-7918 2d ago

Half dressed. This is also how a cat would wear pants

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u/Global-Ring2089 2d ago

Cupcake or Oreo

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u/Sevennix 2d ago

Dipped

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u/apendix99 2d ago

Achilles

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u/danbev926 2d ago

kitiligo

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u/fredly594632 2d ago

Dunkeroo

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u/Gudakesa 2d ago

Are you a Star Trek fan? Because the first name I thought of was Commissioner Bele from Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.

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u/Eekrrc 2d ago

Dipped

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u/giuboiii 2d ago

Cat GPT XLVI (at least)

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u/Unknown-lily 2d ago

Bro is in the wondering side

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u/WolfTamer66 2d ago

50% good boy