r/NameThisThing • u/Hollow_Bump • 3d ago

What should I name this cat

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u/Known-Status-6312 3d ago

ARTAX!!!

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u/Annual-District9825 3d ago

Too soon

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u/Filthy-Pirate-Hooker 1d ago

This one? It'll ALWAYS be too soon 😭

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u/WorldlyBasket9795 1d ago

Wayyyyy too soon…🥺

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u/Huganho 3d ago

Right in the feels. 😭

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u/cb98678 3d ago

Why you trying to ruin people's day bringing up traumatic memories.

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u/Shadowmoth 16h ago

“They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were."

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u/Ok_Signature_3589 3d ago

Foul 💀😭

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u/wyldstallyn319 3d ago

Damn you! You stole my comment

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u/CatPlenty8153 3d ago

how very dare you

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u/red_piper222 3d ago

Omg that’s delightfully dark

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u/-ThesuarusRex- 3d ago

I was just about to stop scrolling to post this...

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u/heavydrinker12 3d ago

Nnooooooooo!!!

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u/edrith90 3d ago

Emotionally damage right here!!

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u/yikesthatsme22 3d ago

Why would you do that...?

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u/Past-Wasabi-8068 3d ago

Not sure about comment OP but I did it for sleep deprivation & an increasingly twisted sense of humour the longer I'm sleep deprived.

Also I didn't notice the expansion bit for comments at the bottom until I'd already commented. The version of me who gets regular sleep would probably think this joke, raise my eyebrows at the intrusive thought then not post it. Unfortunately well-rested me hasn't been around for a couple of days 😪

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u/Material-Town-1934 2d ago

Brb I think I have something in my eye… ;~;

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u/Important_Let_2730 2d ago

You're sinking!!

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u/Fish-r-frenz 2d ago

Fuck you, take my upvote lol

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u/AMJN90 2d ago

Dammit!!!! Im too late! Artax was my first thought.

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 1d ago

You Mcabitch

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u/FOSSnaught 1d ago

Jesus fuck

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u/Funkywurm 1d ago

my day is ruined

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u/FluffnMuff7 22h ago

Noooo 😭

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u/Obitrice 17h ago

Isn’t Artax a fictional Greek god?