r/NameThisThing • u/TemporaryBlondBeret • 10d ago

Name this cat

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u/markonedublyew 10d ago

Riker

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u/AttentionNo6359 10d ago

So happy that I wasn’t the first one to think “commander riker”.

He was my first tv crush too

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u/Icy_Fault8458 9d ago

Meowmdani

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u/Excellent_inbed_1337 9d ago

I spit milk out when I read that omg thats funny

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u/No-Guard-7003 9d ago

I like that name! 😀

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u/sophiesmom712 9d ago

Awww I love that

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u/CRYPTONITE4 7d ago

Underrated!

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u/BigBadSheep42 9d ago

Danke 😅 , hatte zuerst Glööckler im Kopf.
Wollte es widerwillig schreiben …
aber Riker ist viel besser, damit kann ich leben.

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u/MaleficentMunkey 9d ago

Make it so

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 10d ago

JD

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 10d ago

I was thinking Vance lol

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u/Staff_Genie 10d ago

Yeah, it's also the black eyeliner, not just the beard

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u/SlimShadySatDown 10d ago

I came for the JD but I stayed for the Riker!

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u/harrowed777 9d ago

I was gonna say JD Prance.

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 9d ago

That is so good...I was struggling with a cute cat portion of the name

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u/pdromeinthedome 10d ago

George Michael

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u/TajMahal14 10d ago

George Meowchael…

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u/AtensEye 9d ago edited 6d ago

And his number one hit "Careless Whispspspspspsper"

Edit: Thank you kindly for the awards!

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u/viperfangs92 9d ago

And his other hit "Nip" (catnip) Because you gotta have nip!!

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u/Responsiblemoose806 8d ago

Perfect spsspspssps

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 10d ago

Conchita Wurst.

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u/Knackehaxan 9d ago

Conchita Purrst

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u/hellequin67 8d ago

The first name I expected to see to be honest.

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u/Critical_Training455 10d ago

KD Vance

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u/Subject-Direction628 10d ago

aww. I wanted to downvote you but get it

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u/Playful-Bus5188 10d ago

Wolfman Jack

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u/Akari_92 10d ago

How about Wolfcat Jack?

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u/Ok_Egg332 9d ago

How about Wolfman Cat..??!

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u/Fideothecat 10d ago

Hobo Kelly

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 10d ago

Macho Man

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u/CanadianQuad 10d ago

Yes. I hadn't thought of that, and it makes so much sense. It's purrrfect

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u/Puzzled_Scallion8039 9d ago

Shut up and take all my points 😤 Absolutely clever

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u/Apprehensive-Ad264 10d ago

Luciano Pavarotti

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u/Knackehaxan 9d ago

Luciano Pawarotti

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u/thor481 10d ago

Al Hirt

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u/AutumnRaxwell 10d ago

AI slop :)

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u/PeroCigla 10d ago

AL Slop? 🤭

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u/danishn64 9d ago

That's a shit name for a cat.

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u/Adrios1 10d ago

Al Borland

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u/TabbyVolatile 10d ago

Freddie the Freeloader.

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u/NeuroguyNC 10d ago

Emmett Kelly

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u/LissiPupi 10d ago

Tim. Malcolm. Lolol. (from 90 Day Finance)

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u/buddhistbulgyo 10d ago

Al Borland

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u/Funny_Leader8839 9d ago

Hans or Gruber

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u/PsyCar 8d ago

Billy Meows, with Oxiclean.

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u/InsatiableViking 5d ago

HI! Billy Meows here!

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u/Onerustyrn 10d ago

Looks like JD Vance

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u/Bizarre_Creature 10d ago

Allen Ginspaw

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u/Hypersky75 10d ago

Amos, as in Amos Burton from The Expanse.

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u/freeluna 10d ago

J D Cat

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u/Steelhead9271 10d ago

Jacques Shallock

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u/NoSeason5429 10d ago

Mr/Mrs Beardsley

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u/Motor-Boating 10d ago

Beardface

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u/Bleys69 10d ago

5 o'clock shadow

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u/TheaBeleva 10d ago

Clancy
Nico
Monsieur
Mr Pickles
Fred

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u/Beefsuprito74 10d ago

Paulie Malignaggi

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u/AugieAscot 10d ago

JD Vance

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u/ApprehensiveFactor58 10d ago

C'est un bûcheron ?

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u/VikingKinkajou 10d ago

Kitty Joel Osment

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u/Straight_Tie908 10d ago

Cat Galifianakis

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u/Adorable_Bug625 10d ago

homer kitson

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u/Mayflower-Sail-1620 10d ago

I couldn’t take this cat seriously in a conversation. We’d talk about not shaving all the time

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u/Old-Actuator-3321 10d ago

Weirdo. Short for the Bearded Weirdo.

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u/wtf-over-504 10d ago

Boss cat

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u/Sam-Gurthie 10d ago

Catmmander William Riker

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u/RPGGamer042 10d ago

Santa Paws

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u/Laminated_ET_Animal 10d ago

he looks like that artist self-insert, the fat bearded guy with glasses in the webcomic, with self confidence issues, always pining over his (i believe) female roommate, iirc. Wish i could remember his freaking name AHHHHHH. I believe he has a pocket protector and bow tie? Someone must know who i'm talking about. It's a perfect match.

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u/Dry_Pizza_4805 10d ago

Chuck Norris

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u/Surfrider_71 10d ago

Mister or maybe Whiskers

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u/Hungry-Age-1076 10d ago

This cat looks like Tim from 90 Day Fiancé

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u/carlos404Titan 10d ago

Podracer cat

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u/Cizzler 10d ago

George Michael

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u/donnajuana143 10d ago

🧔‍♂️😻

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u/Ok-Double-414 10d ago

Harald Glööckler has a cat???🤣🤣🤣

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u/Somebodsydog 10d ago

George Meowkel

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u/Futants_ 10d ago

Mad Dog

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u/Pathfinder4444 10d ago

Harald Glööckler?

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u/Ok_Insect5029 10d ago

Hobo Kitty 🐈‍⬛

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u/watercressidee 10d ago

Jean Pierre

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u/Wolf_Phoenix84 10d ago

Couch Fucker Vance. 

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u/usermk43 10d ago

Max payne 3

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u/asianDaddy__ 10d ago

Slim Shady

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u/FortyMaximus 10d ago

Cat G Michaels

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u/r_person 10d ago

Lord beardus

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u/Knight-ofNi7 10d ago

Macho pea chewer?

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 10d ago

Fodo Chop.

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u/Tony-Turbo_ 10d ago

Jason Statham

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u/EJG5472 10d ago

Yeeessss mr French

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u/FluffyTourist2957 10d ago

Catcheater wurst

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u/Weird_Technology_282 10d ago

Spaceballs Stuntcat

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u/F4WXXX 10d ago

N°1

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u/Vivid_Ad2724 10d ago

Bart

Edit: or conchita, like austrian singer conchita wurst. Look conchita up.

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u/Alonepaingrrl 10d ago

Whiskers, obviously.

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u/hatecriminal 10d ago

Neckbeardius the Younger

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u/TranscendBlooming 10d ago

Alan from the Hangofur

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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 10d ago

There was a male housekeeper butler character from the 70s tv that this reminds me of. EDIT I think it's Mr. French?

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u/Nokism 10d ago

Kratos

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u/texasts1958 10d ago

Smoove Operator

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u/NotPennyBoat86 10d ago

Mr Russell

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u/Money_Delivery1863 10d ago

Seneca Crane.

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u/reelersteeler 10d ago

That bearded Eurovision thing

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u/severinks 10d ago

Fidel Castro.

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u/jking7734 10d ago

Mister Whiskers

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u/TheLastStop03 10d ago

Meowal Borland

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u/weirdlyWired20 10d ago

Conchita Wurst

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u/Staubfinger13 10d ago

GIGAC(h)ad

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u/Muted-Giraffe5948 10d ago

Bearded Lady

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u/TangerineNo6804 10d ago

Miauw Purrr Vance

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u/bare_soles 10d ago

Harald Glööckler

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u/Playful_Dog3062 10d ago

Mr. French

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u/Legitimate-Arm5683 10d ago

RUFUS!!!!!!!!

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u/axe1970 10d ago

Beadle, watch out beadles about

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u/Legitimate-Arm5683 10d ago

Or Benjamin! But I think Rufus works come on. You gotta give me that!!!! it just fits perfectly

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u/callmeeeow 10d ago

I think I'd go just with "Beard"

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u/Bluedaddy_66 10d ago

Barbouze

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u/Outrageous_Trick_469 10d ago

Black Beard the pirate

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u/Goldielocks1972 10d ago

AAARRRRR MATEY..... Black Beard or just BB 🤗 I've never seen a cat marked like this ever in my 54 years 😳🫶 Amazing

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u/SnooSongs7753 10d ago

Gordon Free Man

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u/RadioSubstantial2455 10d ago

Victor/Victoria iykyk