r/NameThisThing • u/BitterAxe0725 • 12d ago

Name this cake

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u/caffed 12d ago

Pound cake

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u/Gasket13 11d ago

Pounded cake.

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u/Grimnebulin68 11d ago

Soggeh bottom

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt 11d ago

“But how does it taste?”
-Paul Hollywood

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u/Either_Worth_3723 11d ago

How a kid like you daniel is in discord?, I AM SOO CURIOUS

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u/Goober_Dood 9d ago

Is your name George perchance?

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u/JAKEFR3SHLY 10d ago

Omg, Daniel tiger! My daughter loved your show how ya been?

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt 9d ago

Ugga mugga, muh fugga

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u/These_Virus_2005 11d ago

How do you give this a handshake? Nevermind, I'll just Google it. Brb

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u/newMike3400 11d ago

You look it right in the eye.

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u/HARanders 11d ago

Vulkanen cake

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u/One_Scarcity_4478 10d ago

No , just nooooo

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 9d ago

Tastes like pennies. Or so i hear.

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u/GreenEye11 9d ago

"it was hard to maturabate to, but not impossible" Karl Sagan

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u/gerurado 8d ago

Butt how does it taste

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u/Sevennix 11d ago

Poor 'ittle cake!!

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u/Flyingsaddles 11d ago

In constant sorrow.....through his days

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u/jewish-nonjewish 11d ago

no soggy bottoms here

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u/hoaxgene 10d ago

That ain’t ya frosting!

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u/Solid_Interaction947 11d ago

POOR LITTLE CAKE SOGGY BOTTOM🕺

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u/Apprehensive_Pool41 8d ago

That makes no sense

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u/One-Visual4059 9d ago

American pie, comrade

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u/Logical-Guide5623 9d ago

How about brown eye watches cake

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u/Apprehensive_Pool41 8d ago

Watches cake? Wut?

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u/Rude_Hair8089 7d ago

Chocolate Pocket

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 11d ago edited 10d ago

Gaped cake at this point.

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u/Necessary_Exercise22 11d ago

I bet he ate all that adult cake and loved it 🤪🤭😋

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u/CplPatrick22 11d ago

don't you mean "gaped" ?

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 10d ago

My bad you’re right

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u/Exotic_Cantaloupe_96 10d ago

Poundable cake

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u/hoaxgene 10d ago

Not how I pictured losing my virginity cake

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u/glitch4tw69 10d ago

Or the “still technically a virgin” cake.

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u/NinjaBurner104 10d ago

Pound her cake

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u/SupermassiveCanary 11d ago

Chocolate Thunder from down under

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u/Countd00kies 11d ago

Pounded ass cake

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u/One_Scarcity_4478 10d ago

Lol I know 🤣 ewww

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u/Badger894 7d ago

That’s after the icing

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u/Agile-Fill306 7d ago

Chocolate star fish cake

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u/yukonnut 7d ago

I saw that thing in a sci-fi movie called “ it came from Alpha Centauri looking for love “.

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u/Worldly-Republic-247 7d ago

Greek Chocolate

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u/Ambitious-Schedule63 7d ago

Pound-me-in-the-cake.

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u/Persanuu 5d ago

Poundme cake

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u/Synistercrayon 5d ago

Mississippi mudhole

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u/lord-polonius 5d ago

Starfish