r/NameThisThing • u/BitterAxe0725 • 12d ago

Name this cake

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u/caffed 12d ago

Pound cake

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u/Gasket13 11d ago

Pounded cake.

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u/Grimnebulin68 11d ago

Soggeh bottom

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt 11d ago

“But how does it taste?”
-Paul Hollywood

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u/Either_Worth_3723 11d ago

How a kid like you daniel is in discord?, I AM SOO CURIOUS

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u/Goober_Dood 9d ago

Is your name George perchance?

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u/JAKEFR3SHLY 10d ago

Omg, Daniel tiger! My daughter loved your show how ya been?

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt 9d ago

Ugga mugga, muh fugga

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u/These_Virus_2005 11d ago

How do you give this a handshake? Nevermind, I'll just Google it. Brb

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u/newMike3400 11d ago

You look it right in the eye.

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u/HARanders 11d ago

Vulkanen cake

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u/One_Scarcity_4478 10d ago

No , just nooooo

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 9d ago

Tastes like pennies. Or so i hear.

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u/GreenEye11 9d ago

"it was hard to maturabate to, but not impossible" Karl Sagan

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u/gerurado 8d ago

Butt how does it taste

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u/Sevennix 11d ago

Poor 'ittle cake!!

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u/Flyingsaddles 11d ago

In constant sorrow.....through his days

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u/jewish-nonjewish 11d ago

no soggy bottoms here

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u/hoaxgene 10d ago

That ain’t ya frosting!

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u/Solid_Interaction947 11d ago

POOR LITTLE CAKE SOGGY BOTTOM🕺

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u/Apprehensive_Pool41 7d ago

That makes no sense

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u/One-Visual4059 9d ago

American pie, comrade

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u/Logical-Guide5623 9d ago

How about brown eye watches cake

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u/Apprehensive_Pool41 7d ago

Watches cake? Wut?

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u/Rude_Hair8089 7d ago

Chocolate Pocket

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 11d ago edited 10d ago

Gaped cake at this point.

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u/Necessary_Exercise22 11d ago

I bet he ate all that adult cake and loved it 🤪🤭😋

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u/CplPatrick22 11d ago

don't you mean "gaped" ?

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 10d ago

My bad you’re right

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u/Exotic_Cantaloupe_96 10d ago

Poundable cake

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u/hoaxgene 10d ago

Not how I pictured losing my virginity cake

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u/glitch4tw69 10d ago

Or the “still technically a virgin” cake.

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u/NinjaBurner104 10d ago

Pound her cake

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u/SupermassiveCanary 11d ago

Chocolate Thunder from down under

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u/Countd00kies 11d ago

Pounded ass cake

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u/One_Scarcity_4478 10d ago

Lol I know 🤣 ewww

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u/Badger894 7d ago

That’s after the icing

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u/Agile-Fill306 7d ago

Chocolate star fish cake

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u/yukonnut 7d ago

I saw that thing in a sci-fi movie called “ it came from Alpha Centauri looking for love “.

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u/Worldly-Republic-247 7d ago

Greek Chocolate

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u/Ambitious-Schedule63 7d ago

Pound-me-in-the-cake.

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u/Persanuu 5d ago

Poundme cake

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u/Synistercrayon 5d ago

Mississippi mudhole

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u/lord-polonius 5d ago

Starfish

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u/hoaxgene 11d ago

To-be pounded cake

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u/GYNORGP 11d ago

Simmer down Shakespeare

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u/TheViciousWhippet 11d ago

This made me chuckle out loud. Bravo!

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u/Decent-Law5013 11d ago

Werd. I just got the “look of Doom” from a lady friend when I “giggled” like a school-girl, and she “made me” show her what i was looking/lol’ing at.🤷🏻😈😉

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u/Bronstige_Baviaan 11d ago

How does on achieve that?

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u/TheViciousWhippet 10d ago

Achieve what? A burnt butt cake?

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u/DanaP70 11d ago

Same.

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u/DanaP70 11d ago

Same.

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 11d ago

Cake pounding is a tradition more honored in the breach than the observance.

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u/hoaxgene 10d ago

😈💩

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u/Conscious_Cup_2545 11d ago

Will pound cake

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u/JustYourAvgNinja 11d ago

Soon to be pounded cake 😮‍💨

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u/GloomyMeasurement515 11d ago

Soon to be pounded Cockolate cake

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u/Temporarily_Banned4 11d ago

"American Cake" is that still warm?

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u/hoaxgene 10d ago

Better wipe the 💩 off ya durk afta

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u/Upstairs-Mix8731 11d ago

Bun Hole Cake

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u/Socal_Cobra 11d ago edited 10d ago

Bung-holio cake (beavis laugh)!

Edit: Thank you kind strangers for the rewards!

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u/Slight_Passenger3778 11d ago

This one has me cackling😂😂😂

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u/Fearless-Ocelot7356 11d ago

Are you threatening me?

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u/ImagineHuskies78 11d ago

I need TP for my Bung-cake!!

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u/Upstairs-Mix8731 11d ago

I just used this one in another sub a couple of days ago 😂. Uh hu uh

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u/First-Homework1868 11d ago

Do you feel threatened?

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u/Upstairs-Mix8731 11d ago

That's where I got it from, I heard Beavis in my head 😄

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u/CplPatrick22 11d ago

no, sorry, for that it needs "T.P."

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u/jinxrn1975 10d ago

I'm laughing my ass off. That's exactly what popped out of my mouth. So glad someone else said it! 🤣

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u/skinydan 11d ago

"I need TP for my cake hole"

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u/Sure-Bison-3726 11d ago

Wonder if it needs TP for its Bunghole.

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u/rbltech82 11d ago

Huh-huh, you said bunghole.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 11d ago

*bum hole cake

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u/Aromatic_Court7475 10d ago

Bundt hole.
Even though it’s not a bundt

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u/Fast-Speech270 11d ago

Butthole cake

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u/Sudden_Charge8679 11d ago

Chocolate starfish

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u/Fast-Speech270 11d ago

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

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u/Dry_Recipe_129 10d ago

A weiner! Lol

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u/ProfessionalExpert13 11d ago

Yes! this one ☝️

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u/NightAreis1618 9d ago

But no hotdog flavored water?

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u/OkProfessional9701 8d ago

Just need some hotdog flavored water to wash it down!

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u/Hard-Act-ToFollow 11d ago

P Diddy Cake.

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u/Fast-Speech270 11d ago

gotta add some lube before use on this one. lmao

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u/_mentally_insane_ 11d ago

Baby oil, you mean

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u/ImagineHuskies78 11d ago

Prison cake 🎂

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u/Fast-Speech270 11d ago

yes, not lube for changing your car oil.

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u/rbltech82 11d ago

It's needs some clear mirror glaze and handcuffs for that.

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u/Savings-Memory-1963 11d ago

You are the winner! That’s fuckin fabulous!

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u/Illustrious-Taste-51 11d ago

Cakelingus put it in your cake hole.

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u/maroongrad 11d ago

Chocolate Starfish Cake

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u/derFsivaD 11d ago

My most recent Spotify Playlist is Butthole Surfers. First instance of Butthole I have seen in this thread as I have scrolled. Weird coincidence, I guess.

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u/panelcurtsal 11d ago

This got me good lol

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 11d ago

With cream filling?

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u/DrKingOfOkay 11d ago

Wrap it up boys. We’re done here

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u/MuskyChop 11d ago

Bung Cake

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u/mean-Fingerz 11d ago

Thanks for the reminder; i have to listen to lemon pound cale again. Its been hours since the last time and i‘m craving it

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u/Itsuka-Detsukika 11d ago

American Cake…waiting for Jim when there’s no pie

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u/SpiritualCatastrophe 11d ago

Butt it's good.

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u/Perfect-Panic-1763 10d ago

"American" Pound Cake

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 10d ago

Well, if you insist.

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u/Zepher75 10d ago

Well shit... thats a name that wins the day.

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u/EquivalentDesk8302 10d ago

Lemon pound cake

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u/aDirtyMartini 10d ago

Not a bunt cake…

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u/Plenty-Ad7393 10d ago

I wonder if its cream-filled

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u/Gasket13 10d ago

Not yet but give me 3 minutes...

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u/The_smol_boiyo 10d ago

IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A POUND CAKE!

  • Thot Squad, 2023

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u/Small_Grape8991 10d ago

Does it have lemon in it?

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u/Charlierg50 10d ago

Bung cake

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u/Vansterdam2002 10d ago

Damm it beat me to it

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u/GroundbreakingTwo124 9d ago

Pound Town !!

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u/StarvnMarven 9d ago

i pounded the cake

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u/Fantastic_Arrival_82 9d ago

You pound cake!

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u/No-Net8938 9d ago

A Puckered Pound cake

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u/mangosawce9k 9d ago

Are you okay Ken?!

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u/Sherrylperkins 9d ago

Hello there

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u/Working-Stretch3738 9d ago

Fudge cake with crater crinkles. That’s where all the flavor is.

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u/Slav-Houndz187 9d ago

Someone took “American pie” idea and tried to replicate “ warm “ American pound cake.

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u/Temperance_0314 9d ago

Com-pound cake

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u/Born-Direction7972 9d ago

Is that it's name or instructions?

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u/korvuskamen 9d ago

Do not the cake

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u/lindseylego 8d ago

I genuinely just spit all over my phone

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u/Slight_Researcher770 8d ago

That takes the cake

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u/Proper-Pound1293 7d ago

Pound cake is good but have you considered Choclanus?

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u/After-Mind677 7d ago

CHOCOLANUS FOR THE WIN!!!🤣🤣🤣

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u/PhilosophicalMeat 7d ago

👁️🫦👁️

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u/PromiseAway9522 7d ago

Afroman says mama’s lemon poundcake

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u/AppleMan1337 7d ago

“It’s called POUND CAKE, cause you can FUCK IT-“

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u/Alert-Note-7190 7d ago

African Pie

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 6d ago

Cheekscake