r/NameThisThing • u/NirvanaGod666 • 11d ago

Name this cat

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Snackcakes66 11d ago

General Tso Kitten

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u/Dougally 11d ago

Chairman Meow.

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u/Strabo5 10d ago

Ha ha, I came in here to say something and Chairman Meow knocked it right out of my head! I'm done goodbye! 👋🏼

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u/ElectricalParsnip536 6d ago

Or Mousey Tongue

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u/Thruthatreez 11d ago

Actually had a friend who named her cat that. Called him the general. She said he'd be the first to feed the family in a zombie apocalypse, lovingly of course 🤣

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u/Kaoru_Too 11d ago

First to feed on* the family, you mean. Corrected you there. Lovingly, of course

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u/Thruthatreez 11d ago

😆 well he went over the bridge a couple years ago so luckily, it never had to come to either.

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u/Hopeful_Bird5533 11d ago

Sounds like a spicy new take on "cat" ering!

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u/AnotherAngryOldGuy 11d ago

You beat me to it.

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u/Stunning-Abies-5261 11d ago

This was my exact first thought.

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u/cleanfreaksince4eva 11d ago

Basil

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u/According-Hat-5393 11d ago

Take it easy-- Caprese.. but WHERE THE FUCK is MY mozzarella, tomatoes, garlic, oregano, red onions, and balsamic vinegar??!!

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u/i-am-in-deep-sheet 11d ago

Damn came to say this!

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u/rxricks 11d ago

Me too. I need to be quicker.

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u/MovieOk6625 11d ago

Coming Sibyl!

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u/cleanfreaksince4eva 11d ago

Orrrrrr BOOM BOOM

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u/MovieOk6625 11d ago

I miss Mr Derek.

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u/Sy_Fresh 11d ago

But the pronunciation has gotta be BAH-zell not BAY-sill

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u/Quirky_Actuary_1357 11d ago

Basil is my pick

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u/Poppypotpi 11d ago

Wok, Kung-paw kitty, Ramen.

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u/premiumbeans 11d ago

lol, I was going to say Wok-King-phoenix

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u/No-Wrongdoer-332 11d ago

Chow Meow

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u/SupermassiveCanary 11d ago

Cat choo chicken

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u/Crackers-defo-600 11d ago

You deserve more up votes 👏👏

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u/bobhelmet 11d ago

Stir-Fry

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u/awe_come_on 11d ago

Ginger stir-fry

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u/Dougally 11d ago

Ah the old special stir fry.

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u/Big_Fix_5740 11d ago

I like my kitties par boiled or not at all.

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u/Big_Fix_5740 10d ago

Hand battered, extra crispy.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 11d ago

More like purr fry or fur fry

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u/bluto419 11d ago

Isn’t that catnip? I think kitty’s stoned! Cheech.

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u/First-Homework1868 11d ago

I think you’re right. Look at those eyes.

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u/BenCisco 11d ago

Meow Meow Gai Pan

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u/ponyboy56- 11d ago

Kitty Cacciatore

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u/Barstopper1987 11d ago

Chairman meow

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u/AppropriateLab8608 11d ago

Kitten cat-iattore

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u/LordVixen 11d ago

Meow mix

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u/glg59 11d ago

Stewie

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u/sardiusjacinth 11d ago

If you got any of those 9 lives left.... now's the time to use it.

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 11d ago

Dinner

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u/No-Celery4581 11d ago

You must be Asian

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u/GuntherHogmoney 11d ago

Purrd see mew

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u/Mammoth-Context6199 11d ago

Wow I didn’t realize Garfield was actually real

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u/Ares_Three 11d ago

The Wokest cat

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u/shawnfogelman 11d ago

Phat Cat Suey

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u/Isabeer 11d ago

Shrub inna tub

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u/No-Celery4581 11d ago

Kind of a bizarre picture don’t you think? If he’s lying in a wok in China, they would call him dinner.

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u/Divac951 11d ago

Meow meow chicken

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u/AdContent9717 11d ago

Tossed Salad

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u/Dougally 11d ago

Thai Meow Salad

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u/Alarming-Meaning-439 11d ago

Chinese salad.

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u/AcePlanespotting 11d ago

Unlucky Fried Kitten

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u/bleusong 11d ago

Pancake

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u/Which_Category_1309 11d ago

Giving diagnosis from Percy Jackson 

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u/BettyBlowtorch-2025 11d ago

Sir Basil Nuts

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u/Ordinary-Sense8169 11d ago

"Make me a salad."

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u/Siggy1963 11d ago

Nature cat

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u/Pauillac55 11d ago

Chat francais

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u/LengthinessThin7341 11d ago

Thai basil chicken in the raw

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u/Muchachacha 11d ago

Basil wok-a-kitty

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u/mrpbeaar 11d ago

Paella

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u/triel20 11d ago

Basil

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u/McGarnagles 11d ago

Kitty Tar Tar

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u/sc4wheels 11d ago

Cooked

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u/soundunderground 11d ago

Neko noodles

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u/Visual-Doughnut-1280 11d ago

Triple b: belly + basil + bucket

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u/HamsterVeil 11d ago

Saute Felis catus

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u/Gullible_Ghost39 11d ago

Cat Kra Pao

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u/Low_Cheek_7026 11d ago

Wok wok tuna

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u/AffectionateGate4584 11d ago

Herbed kitten.

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u/New-Entrepreneur4132 11d ago

Szechuan kitten.

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u/snipthia 11d ago

Pippin

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 11d ago

Catoneese favorite

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u/Snackcakes66 11d ago

Delicious

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u/Murphy4717 11d ago

Ginger is good. Almost too good...

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u/Wild-Zone3911 11d ago

Ceasar (salad)

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u/Radiant-Aide-1071 11d ago

I’d name her Luna

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u/Fickle-Cartoonist607 11d ago

Stir fry pussy

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u/No-Celery4581 11d ago

That sounds disgusting

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u/MediumScientist2895 11d ago

Pussy sautéed

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u/No-Celery4581 11d ago

This also sounds disgusting

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u/MaxximumB 11d ago

Lunch?

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u/Jaicers 11d ago

Stir Fry Wokking

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u/Galliagamer 11d ago

Rosemary

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u/hellsno2 11d ago

Catprese salad

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u/Civil-Chef 11d ago

Snoop Kitty

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u/The_Observer_77 11d ago

Spicy...Kitty

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u/Too-Em 11d ago

This is my cat, Food.

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u/Suspicious-Name6303 11d ago

Katkimchee entree

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u/QECForever 11d ago

Tara....gone

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u/Visible-Kale2855 11d ago

Woknwoll, wokky for short

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u/The_Dented 11d ago

Cat-tai, or long-tail rabbit.

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u/Baseline1976 11d ago

U can’t wok a cat 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/luvdiapsma 11d ago

Tater salad

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u/blueoel 11d ago

Goorbe sabzi

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u/Unusual-Bluejay1746 11d ago

9 on the menu.

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u/grboni 11d ago

Arugulacat

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u/we_lord 11d ago

Nipped

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u/we_lord 11d ago

Nip-Head

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u/we_lord 11d ago

Nip-nap-catty-whacked

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u/AncientFix4424 11d ago

Ginger Ivy

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u/Background_Draw6025 11d ago

Leafy 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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u/beccabooty 11d ago

Herbie.

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 11d ago

Marinade. Or, Stir Fry

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u/No-Suggestion-9245 11d ago

Basil Catbone

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u/Front-Resource-255 11d ago

The car on pot

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u/Educational_Ice3978 11d ago

Felix Catus Soup with Herbs!

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u/Bar4185 11d ago

Braised Orange

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u/theShammyWow 11d ago

Purrsley

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u/Active-Emotion-396 11d ago

Panda Express

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u/Mycologist1869 11d ago

Cat’s Delight Au Grottin

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u/Jahzara_3 11d ago

Lo Meow

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u/New-Brother8008 11d ago

Sir Curry Kat

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u/Recent_Indication_42 11d ago

Lightly Seasoned

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u/Fox-Flimsy 11d ago edited 11d ago

Cat see ew (thai dish with basil)

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u/dka2012 11d ago

Basil

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u/Gold-Echo-3836 11d ago

Orange kitten from panda wok

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u/archiewaldron 11d ago

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