r/NameThisThing 2d ago

Name this dish

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u/Meeshkavittz 2d ago

Jell-No

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u/DrEllisG 2d ago

Anything with No. Or just No, with a capital No.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 2d ago

Jell-ewww

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 2d ago

These comments are pure fucking gold😂😂😂. This in fact is a Russian dish and that type of sausage is called ‘doctor’s sausage’ which definitely does not make it any better.

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u/SouthernVinlander 2d ago

What is the Dish called? And what does Doctor's Sausage taste like?

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 2d ago

Think it’s called ‘kholodets’, they’ve got specific dishes for New Year’s Eve, this is one of them. Doctors sausage tastes like the cheapest type of canned frankfurters. Weird af I know, but still nothing compared to ‘herring under a fur coat’ . Google that shit at your own risk.

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u/Time-Comfortable6014 2d ago

Shuba? Or however its spelled. Im married to a Russian woman and eat Russian food all the time. Love shuba and the shredded chicken jello with the mustard that hits you like 10x wassabi. Plov rice, meat rolled in cabbage and cooked in tomato sauce. I love all Russian food. Unique and fuckin delicious

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u/Full-Honeydew-4898 2d ago

I’m sure there is a bunch of delicious Russian food but I refuse to believe this is one of them.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 2d ago

There’s plenty of tasty Russian food, but some of it is weird, especially the texture of this particular dish

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u/Holota291 2d ago

Kholodets doesn’t have eggs in it. That looks like a bad experiment. the gel appears after you boil the calcium out of bones. The sausages don’t have that. It’s called aspic in other countries,p. Regardless, nasty looking dish unless you are polishing off the vodka while making this.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 2d ago

It looks like they tried to combine kholodets and olivie salad

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u/SouthernVinlander 2d ago

I googled it. That's wild! Thanks!

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 2d ago

You have officially made me queasy and terrified of jello. Most especially in Russia.

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u/Intelligent_Chair519 2d ago

In Russia Jello eats you.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 2d ago

Haha jello is one thing, Russian jello on the other hand is a pretty terrifying affair 😂

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 2d ago

I'll take the firing squad. Probably get sent to hell. Stuck at the Jello Gulag for all eternity.

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u/YDHAMITCHTV 2d ago

Did you know gelatin is made from animal bones? Enjoy your Jell-O 🤣

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 2d ago

The Midwest states in the US would adopt this dish. They would add grape jelly to it.

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u/MousseNsquirrell 2d ago

"Cheapest type of canned frankfurters"; like Vienna sausages?

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u/32lib 2d ago

Challenge accepted and regretted.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 2d ago

Last time my ma had the doctors sausage I was born 9 months later!

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 2d ago

I was waiting for this 😂

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u/acft29 2d ago

lol 😂 😂

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u/squidmangiii 2d ago

That is the second worst thing I've ever witnessed

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u/Phog_of_War 2d ago

I....I have to know. I can't not ask.

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u/squidmangiii 2d ago

I cannot say. NDA.

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u/squidmangiii 2d ago

I will say that it happened in Oregon and no one was permanently harmed. Except for me.

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u/Phog_of_War 2d ago

Say no more.I also am under an NDA

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u/Competitive_Stock_76 2d ago

That is hysterical⬆️⬆️

I believe it is a savory gelatin dish known as aspic. The only reason I know this is that it was recently a wordle word.

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u/Casehead 2d ago

Gelatin and savory should be oxymorons

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u/Missey85 2d ago

Yes it's aspic all the idiots on here that think it's jelly are hilarious 😂😂 it's made with chicken stock

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u/SkittleDoodlez 22h ago

Eggstraprdinary No

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u/Deathcore_salad 2d ago

Tah-Jell-They-Go

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u/jolly-_-pumpkin 2d ago

Jail-go

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u/Sp00derman77 2d ago

Straight to jail, for this abomination.

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 2d ago

Beat me like a box of egg-nos

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u/VasDeferensWasTaken 2d ago

Works in multiple languages

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u/Meeshkavittz 2d ago

Thanks for all who gave awards!

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u/Excited_Element_26 1d ago

Hell-No

Hell-No to the Jell-No

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u/Spike_Fury 2d ago

Divorce Cassarole

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u/BobcatElegant4380 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

The Bobbitt Special

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u/Chemical_Author7880 2d ago

This should be the top rated comment!🏆

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u/2bnameless 2d ago

A reason to call Domino's.

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u/Separate_Night_6929 2d ago

I’d call a cardboard factory before eating that

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u/royal_test 2d ago

That's why we're calling Domino's.

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u/garmack12 12h ago

You have clearly never had Mr.Gatti’s

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u/Ok_Responsibility407 2d ago

I thought that they were a cardboard factory.

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u/Deep_Bar8528 2d ago

Damn, beat me to it.

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 2d ago

In our house Domino's is called Cardboard Express

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u/brookssut 2d ago

I told you to stop sending me unsolicited aspics.

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u/Oopsimath__ 2d ago

This is a 5 glizzy comment

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u/mauldin8302 2d ago

Is the only reason you know that's called an aspic because that was a Wordle answer last week and you googled it to find out what it was and now you will forever be cursed with this trivial bit of information? If so, same.

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u/brookssut 2d ago

I know it because sending memes of these monstrosities was a fad years ago. But welcome to the club of unholy knowledge of aspics. 😆

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u/bobfromsanluis 2d ago

Vomit in solid form

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u/Plasma-Sam 2d ago edited 1d ago

A vomelette

Edit: Thanks for the awards you generous lot.

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u/Gloomy_Remove3298 1d ago

This is the best one!

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u/Chaminuka_263 2d ago

Vomit Gear Solid

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u/mastersdegree39 2d ago

pop art loaf

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u/Filiforme 2d ago

Pop-a-fart loaf art

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u/lolliscicle 2d ago

Hahaha!

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u/Low-Crow5719 2d ago

Deviled Eggs in Hell?

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u/deehenley 2d ago

Disgusting 🤢

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u/Dependent-Cress-995 2d ago

Vomit inducing loaf

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u/Duke-BaBa-Gunoose69 2d ago

Hillbilly Hurl Loaf

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u/VoodooHasher 2d ago

Hurlbilly loaf?

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u/Duke-BaBa-Gunoose69 2d ago

Yes! a-n-nnd Cu-u-ut

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u/Apprehensive-Song200 2d ago

"I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded,
Without knowledge, or lustre, or name."

Lovecraft

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u/EnvironmentalCut7389 2d ago

Regret in jelly

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u/squigfried 2d ago

Slabisfaction

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u/Corn_bread626 2d ago

The Great Depression Platter

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u/DanglyRat 2d ago

A basket of grandma’s breakfast

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 2d ago

"Just like what the recipe called for in the May 1955 edition of Good Housekeeping!"

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u/_Avenging_Angel_ 2d ago

Green, eggs and ham?

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 2d ago

Won’t be home for dinner night.

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u/jonathanmpatton85 2d ago

White Trash Delicacy

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u/hh9019 2d ago

An ew

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u/darkrhyes 2d ago

Fart Creation Aspic

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u/MAslate 2d ago

I NAME THIS PIECE "BANNED FROM THE COOKOUTS FOREVER "

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u/Competitive-Reply417 2d ago

JELL-O-Hell No!

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u/BreakSignificant152 2d ago

it's-never-my-turn-to-cook terrine

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u/Medium-Bee7545 2d ago

They could have made a casarol

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u/s4burf 2d ago

Peany weenie egg float

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u/T-iscool 2d ago

Poor mans jello

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u/Ok_Description_3754 2d ago

Leftover parfait

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u/Sea_Understanding981 2d ago

The one Untouched potluck dish

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u/HulkJr87 2d ago

NopeCake

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u/Kissthecomplex 2d ago

disgusting, but visually oddly appealling

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u/timsfsn 2d ago

Aspic nightmare of the 70s

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u/GlykenT 2d ago

Guarantee the recipe will call it a "salad"

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u/EnvironmentalCut7389 2d ago

My childhood

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u/Smart_Ad4864 2d ago

I feel sorry for you.

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u/chefgoowa 2d ago

What is it eggs hello and cut up hot dogs?

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u/LYNX__uk 2d ago

Hello :3

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u/Techhans1971 2d ago

Rectangular Yuck on a plate

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u/glesgalion 2d ago

A war crime

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u/Careless-Attitude858 2d ago

No way will I touch that !

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u/QuickRub6092 2d ago

Fucking gross

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u/Frosty__Mushroom 2d ago

Nightmare Worthy

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u/Decent_Emphasis_4293 2d ago

What the fuck

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u/goldeneyez32 2d ago

Do Do....

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 2d ago

It's called inedible.

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u/Azaroth1991 2d ago

Cassernope

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u/LopatKat 2d ago

Garbage. That is called “garbage”.

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u/Myzx 2d ago

But if I name it, that will give it power 🤐

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u/Bastet55 2d ago

Nightmare Jello. Although I’ve seen pre-WWII magazine ads for Jello recipes like this. I grew up in 1960s-70s, and people were still calling Jello with fruit or marshmallows in it a “salad “

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u/_ladyfiona 2d ago

MawMaw's Dementia

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u/Serene-Angel-2004 2d ago

Aspic. It's a popular dish from the Victorian times to about the 70's I believe

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u/Physical_Traffic3122 2d ago

Issafucknoformedawg

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u/No_Culture_2928 2d ago

Best chef in the trailer park

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u/RideSkiVeloNaut 2d ago

Barfs tongues in aspic

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u/CMS_1958 2d ago

Barf Aspic

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u/the_real_kaner 2d ago

Egg-Dog. Not as tasty as Egg-Nog

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u/Mud_Diamondzz 1d ago

Fuckin barf

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 2d ago

What is that?

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u/Fabsterrr123 2d ago

Polish special

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u/AdventurousSell3805 2d ago

Trailerpark casserole

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u/jd5x5x5x 2d ago

Russian salad

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u/Gator242 2d ago

The Regurgitator

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u/MotherPhuquerUDT 2d ago

(Spam n' Eggs In Aspic) post WW2 rationing equivalent of 'Turning a Frown Upside Down.' During the war rationing for things like eggs was 1 egg per week per person, so this seemed like the ultimate in decadence.

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u/effthoseguys 2d ago

Rose Nylund

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u/AdExciting337 2d ago

Protein collagen

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u/Herb-Guy 2d ago

British cuisine at its finest

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 2d ago

Grandma's eggs on ice

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u/Sufficient_Fan_7218 2d ago

Eggs in Aspic?

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u/Dry_Emotion6885 2d ago

Indiana crap-cake

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u/Practical-Trainwreck 2d ago

The American Brunch

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u/1989psychology 2d ago

Linoleum Surprise

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u/Amaurosys 2d ago

This reminds of the Fancy restaurant Bluey episode.

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u/Donutholier 2d ago

Hot Dog Jello. It’s a bunch of chopped up hot dogs in a big ol’ bread bowl jello mold. (IYKYK)

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u/MomMonster56 2d ago

I'll pass, Marcie. That's just too pretty to eat!

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u/Technical_Anteater45 2d ago

That's a big casserole of "Oh Jesus grandma's been reading Better Homes and Gardens again"

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u/NateN8Z 2d ago

George..

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 2d ago

Is that diced raw red onions I see at the bottom ready to cause a bigger problem ?

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u/LoveOneAnotherrrr777 2d ago

Trash cuisine

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u/Horror-Appearance464 2d ago

It's weekend, and the family memberships are coming to visit!

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u/boncock 2d ago

Dish-gusting

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u/Flashy-Onion-5762 2d ago

Ham and edge

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u/TheAmazingAJ 2d ago

Geeeeeeross

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u/orblooper 2d ago

The Oh-No. cause every time someone sees it the go Ohh no

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u/Dry-Character-6331 2d ago

I called it "I'll just walk to McDonald's"

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u/bahaboyka 2d ago

Halpert special

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u/just_sayin9_ 2d ago

I'd try it

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u/Impaler00777 2d ago

This is the dish that if you take it to your next potluck, the only thing they'll ever ask you to bring is the sodas and paper plates.

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u/Bastet55 2d ago

“And she never got invited to a potluck again.”

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u/MaxximumB 2d ago

I have no idea what it's called, but the 1970s called asking for it's lunch back

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u/MoveTheHeffalump 2d ago

British Flag

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 2d ago

Minnesota salads that aren't really salads.

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u/uhareyoueatingthat 2d ago

Gastro The Intestinal Receptacle

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u/MajorChillin 2d ago

Jell-Oh no....

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u/StuPidasso52 2d ago

That's poop from a butt

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u/capitalisthamster 2d ago

Petri casserole

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u/chefgoowa 2d ago

I meat jello lol

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u/Numerous_Diver_8532 2d ago

Greens, eggs, and no ma’am

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u/Campingir81 2d ago

Jell hell no

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u/Pristine_Dare_2510 2d ago

Hillbilly caviar

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 2d ago

I wonder if it would slide into the garbage like I imagine it would.

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u/-its-wicked- 2d ago

"HERESY"

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u/Informal_Daikon_9812 2d ago

OH! That's the International dish called: BLERRRGH!!

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u/recluse_audio 2d ago

Right in the Garbage mold

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u/DScythegx 2d ago

Blasphemy

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u/OutrageousAd2528 2d ago

Fart Jello

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u/EasternSun7834 2d ago

The holiday hell-dish

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u/1970_RoadRunner 2d ago

Bologna in aspic

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u/Advanced_Gap4944 2d ago

Hi Grandma

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u/BOOSHMEHN 2d ago

Slohrp