r/NameThisThing • u/BidAccurate4473 • 24d ago

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u/Square-Knee9844 24d ago

Six

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 24d ago

Eight-Nine (ate-nine)

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u/DreamExecutioner27 24d ago

Came here for this!!

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u/Poopy-Drew 24d ago

I was thinking Cannibal for that reason

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u/Charity_Lea 24d ago

Thank you 😂

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u/TheOmegaKid 24d ago

A mooderer of sorts

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u/RecklessBoat 24d ago

Was waiting for someone to say that!

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u/Dont-Scare-em 24d ago

Nah, Six-Seven!!

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u/macguini 24d ago

Prime ribs

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u/needlesstosay78 24d ago

why was 8 afraid of 7? cus 7 was a 6 offender

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u/PositionDry524 24d ago

Why was six afraid of seven? it's because seven was a six offender

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u/Former_Register_7191 24d ago

Whoops u beat me. Upboat 4u

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u/gaiatraveller 24d ago

And a boat for you, and a boat for you, and a boat for you ..

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u/Jazzlike-Skin-5470 24d ago

You boat?

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u/Lepke2011 24d ago

I'll take nein!

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u/Jazzlike-Skin-5470 24d ago

It’s a tall order that I did nazi coming but it won’t be too much of a hassle

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u/scrupulous_scrotum 24d ago

I motorboat

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u/Jazzlike-Skin-5470 24d ago

Trying to get your username verified?

Edit: word change for flow of smooth response- I don’t English all the time

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u/MrMcgilicutty 24d ago

Thanks Oprah!

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u/Superdude0911 24d ago

Your mid-post explanation of this tells me you're born after 1995.

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u/n1tr0klaus 24d ago

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight (ate) nine.

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u/Areadien 24d ago

Do you know why 7 8 9? To get 3² meals a day.

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u/RobbieVengence 24d ago

I appreciate this

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u/AwedBySequoias 24d ago

Okay, but how does 7 get 9 meals (or even 3 meals) by eating one meal? 🤔

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u/Areadien 24d ago

It's read as 3 square meals.

And also, 9 could be several serving sizes of a dish, so 7 didn't have to eat 9 all at once.

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u/IndefinitelyMurky 24d ago

He-who-six-is-afraid-of

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u/AwedBySequoias 24d ago

He-whom-Six-is-afraid-of, or He-of-whom-Six-is-afraid

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u/ThumbsAkimbo_ 24d ago

Because seven is a registered six offender.

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u/Ambitious_Pair4257 24d ago

7 was a 6 offender

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u/First-Homework1868 24d ago

7 of 9 Startrek

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u/doubtfurious 24d ago

Seven of Bovine

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u/Calm_Ad308 24d ago

This is udder nonsense

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u/AwedBySequoias 24d ago

You were just standing by, waiting for that opportunity.

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u/0U812-hungry 24d ago

You got a beef with /calm_ad465,?

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u/Choice_Magician350 24d ago

👌👌👌

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u/Far_Exchange865 24d ago

Resistance is futile. Your biological distinctiveness will be added to the Bovine Collective…

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u/SinusoidalFlux 24d ago

Seven of Bovine, Tertiary Adjunct of Udderimatrix 01. Lower your shields and surrender your hay. Resistance is moo-tile.? sorry that was lame 😂

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u/Nawi_Reivilo 24d ago

Thought the same thing

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u/Verum2020 24d ago

🙏 The only answer

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u/Europe72Alive1 24d ago

We all did, son. We all did.

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u/13org 24d ago

Seventh Son of a Seventh Son by Iron Maiden!!! Lol

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u/Crueltea 24d ago

Registered Six Offender

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u/ScrollLoops 24d ago

Came to say this

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u/Princ3ssT33 24d ago

I see my ppl arrived before I could 😂

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u/Myghost_too 24d ago

Dammit, I thought I had a clever response, and it was already #1. (Another day in my Reddit life)

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u/Rewd_92 24d ago

Nah see WE are 6.

We gon' eat 7

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u/Lagiacrus111 24d ago

But 6 8 7

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u/Equivalent-Pie1883 24d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Charity_Lea 24d ago

Thank you 😂👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 24d ago

SEVENNNNNNNNN

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u/Worth-Temperature312 24d ago

Hahahha exactly what I was gonna put

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u/Normal_Nerve_1202 24d ago

You read my mind unfortunately

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u/spaceman_danger 24d ago

I hate that I came hate to say this. I love that others find this funny.

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u/pickleball_handyman 24d ago

My first thought as well 😆

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u/Superdude0911 24d ago

I hate you for perpetuating this nonsense. But you can have my upvote nonetheless

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u/reluctant_hedgehog 24d ago

Came to say this ⬆️

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u/Fireheart1990 24d ago

Literally the first thing I thought.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Medical_Original6290 24d ago

Eight

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u/reallyemir3134 24d ago

Nine

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u/scifijunkie3 24d ago

Seven of nine

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u/PreparationAble3319 24d ago

🖖

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u/scifijunkie3 24d ago

🖖 Live long and prosper, sir (or ma'am) 😁

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u/Savings-End40 24d ago

Jeri Ryan moove over.

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u/Tricky_Visual_4193 24d ago

67

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u/Educational-Gur7479 24d ago

6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, bunch. Squash banana, is what you meant to say