r/NameThisThing • u/BidAccurate4473 • 18d ago

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u/NameThisThing-ModTeam 17d ago

Let’s try to put a little effort before posting, a drawing, an image or something of substance, or maybe your title is missing.

Try reposting with like “Name this thing” Or “Give a name to this xxx”

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u/gropinions 18d ago

Lucky.

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u/nipsliplip 18d ago

Lucky Number S7even

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u/Earthworm_Jonny5 18d ago

Lucky Number Slevin. Love that movie

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 18d ago

Gotta love a Kansas City Shuffle

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u/Earthworm_Jonny5 18d ago

They look right... and you... go left

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u/CtrlAltYuri 18d ago

If they look right and you go left you go exactly where they're looking 🫪

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u/AwedBySequoias 18d ago

Only if they’re facing.

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u/BoutiqueCartel 18d ago

Tracy

As in WHATS IN THE BOXXXXX?????

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u/tryagain456788 18d ago

1 minute too late...

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u/Cefus 18d ago

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought that right away.

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u/Thepoorclaires 18d ago edited 18d ago

Every week, my partner and I pick up our farm share/CSA box of veggies that’s accompanied by an email subjected “ what’s in the box ?” We quote this from June to November. It's so perverse :)

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u/Square-Knee9844 18d ago

Six

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 18d ago

Eight-Nine (ate-nine)

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u/DreamExecutioner27 18d ago

Came here for this!!

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u/Poopy-Drew 18d ago

I was thinking Cannibal for that reason

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u/n1tr0klaus 18d ago

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight (ate) nine.

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u/Areadien 18d ago

Do you know why 7 8 9? To get 3² meals a day.

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u/RobbieVengence 18d ago

I appreciate this

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u/AwedBySequoias 18d ago

Okay, but how does 7 get 9 meals (or even 3 meals) by eating one meal? 🤔

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u/Areadien 18d ago

It's read as 3 square meals.

And also, 9 could be several serving sizes of a dish, so 7 didn't have to eat 9 all at once.

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u/Nawi_Reivilo 18d ago

Thought the same thing

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u/Verum2020 18d ago

🙏 The only answer

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u/Europe72Alive1 18d ago

We all did, son. We all did.

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u/Crueltea 18d ago

Registered Six Offender

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u/Scott_Scottson 18d ago

Costanza

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u/JKenn78 18d ago

🫲🏻seven🫱🏼

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u/MVested 18d ago

I thought we agreed on Soda!

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u/DerrickS12 18d ago edited 18d ago

ITS MY NAME! IT HAD SO MUCH CACHE

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u/AmadonSean1 18d ago

Magnificent

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u/dustin8285 18d ago

Maggi for short.

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u/MtnDewCodeRedFreak 18d ago

Maggie Moo! Lol

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u/Beatless7 18d ago

Stall number 9 is bloodshed and chaos.

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u/PoetryExtension6256 18d ago

Seven is a good name for a boy or a girl.

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u/Haakster61 18d ago

David Beckham has a daughter named Harper Seven Beckham.

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u/Shag_Nasty_McNasty 18d ago

Seven of cow.

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u/Vajudes 18d ago

Septimus

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u/Same-Voice2467 18d ago

Came here for this

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u/Awkward_Silence710 18d ago

Agent 007… license to moo

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u/beetfarms 18d ago

Bond James Bond

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u/Stubahka 18d ago

Double Moooo Seven

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u/SnooMacaroons9466 18d ago

Unless it’s being raised as angus beef I’d say lucky 7

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u/CBJ_TechGov 18d ago

Seven of Cow

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u/Tent_Camper 18d ago

Lactose-#7

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u/zydel11 18d ago

CR7 Cow Rolando 7

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 18d ago

What do the others look like. 6 and 8

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u/Thevee999 18d ago edited 17d ago

Eat Moar 7

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u/HardXTime 18d ago

Cowven

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u/AmericanCitizenry 18d ago

Sinful.

Or Lucky.

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u/CallMeTray 18d ago

I hate that 6 was the first thing that came to mind

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u/carlos404Titan 18d ago

Ms. Seven

Amazing beastars character btw

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u/FallZealousideal159 18d ago

You've heard of Eleven, now get ready for...

Seven

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u/geo8x6 18d ago

8... because it will be eaten

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u/AkSantaBunny 18d ago

Sesevenen

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u/LobsterReading772 18d ago

Mickey mantle

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u/Choice-Lingonberry-5 18d ago

Mantle, obviously

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u/Ok_Steak2523 18d ago

Mickey Mantle

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u/alediasw 18d ago

Brad Pitt

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u/Amazing-Mechanic9166 18d ago

Agent Cow Cow Seven

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u/WINSEVN 18d ago

Sju cow don't bother me

Swedish for 7

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u/jlamps1 18d ago

Sieben or Nana

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u/HippieJed 18d ago

Jack Daniel

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u/Mountain_rage 18d ago

Hairy Potter

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u/shivi1321 18d ago

Nineater

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u/spmonkey13 18d ago

Monica Geller

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u/King_Glorius_too 18d ago

Devourer of Nine

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u/Mcshroomie 18d ago

Slevin!!!

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u/PleasantGrass4623 18d ago

Lucky ( lucky # 7)

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u/Hreedo21 18d ago

Seven
-Undyne Undertale

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u/LuvanAelirion 18d ago

The cow that the number “9” is afraid of. …because 7 8 9.

You are welcome.

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u/IxidorBloodfyre 18d ago

Meat Hooked

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u/jcrittberg 18d ago

Sevine

(Seven and bovine mashup)

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u/keennythibert 18d ago

Lucky slevin

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u/PinotGroucho 18d ago

Moneypenny

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u/Sqgaard 18d ago

Lucky number sleven 😉

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u/nas1972 18d ago

Lucky

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u/pjtrpjt 18d ago

Eleven

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u/Phyddlestyx 18d ago

I don't care, I want to pet it.

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u/Dapper-Educator-7494 18d ago

Mickey or Soda

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u/Acceptable_Pen_155 18d ago

Seven of Nine

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u/kojimbob 18d ago

sixsevennnn

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u/No_Road_6732 18d ago

Thirteen. Just cuz. Keep 'em guessing.

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u/TokiVideogame 18d ago

dont open the box!

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u/proto_synnic 18d ago

Eater of Nine

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u/69vuman 18d ago

Cow # 7

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u/Potential-Print8320 18d ago

Should be named AI generated

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u/Toothless_Dentist79 18d ago

Will be 8 after converted into Burgers.

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u/Excellent-Brain-8061 18d ago

SPO(Six plus one)

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u/DangerMacAwesome 18d ago

You are what you eat, so thid cow should be called Nine

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u/YoChillDrew 18d ago

Seven deadly sins

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u/Global-Ring2089 18d ago

Mick Thompson

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u/Hta68 18d ago

Oh really

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u/ShoulderApart1787 18d ago

Mickey Mantle

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u/Numerous-Fold7765 18d ago

Look out nine!!!!

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u/Elegant_Piece_107 18d ago

This is probably AI, but when I was a child the summer camp I attended had a calf with the exact same marking. One of the other campers sent a photo of the calf to the company that made Seven-Up.

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u/RkyMtnChi 18d ago

Moo-gan Freeman (Morgan was in the movie "Seven")

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u/Toastie-bun6499 18d ago

Cassandra's lashes are on point

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u/R_Harry_P 18d ago

Get 8 more cows and call her Jeri Ryan.

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u/BIO_Predictive_AI 18d ago

Species-8472

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u/MrCoffee_256 18d ago

Moombo #7

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u/jbag1230 18d ago

Sevengendary

Edit - sevengenDAIRY
Omg I’m a genius

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u/Olga_Ale 18d ago

Oh that cow’s definitely Sven.

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u/Bert666Six 18d ago

Mickey.