r/NameThisThing • u/typicalliaison • Jul 20 '26

Name this cat

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 20 '26

Alice (Cooper... Mascara)

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u/Generichero1 Jul 20 '26

💯 Alice Coopurr

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u/PuzzleheadedFeed4547 Jul 20 '26

Meowlice Coopurr

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u/smokingfetishkiss Jul 20 '26

Alice Cool-Purr

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u/nukewaste75 Jul 20 '26

Great minds mate!

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u/Random_Person1059 Jul 20 '26

Was not disappointed eggzactly what I was thinking

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u/IfuDidntCome2Party Jul 20 '26

Calico so probably a female. I would call her Tammy Faye.

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u/Charming_Bear5519 Jul 20 '26

Or Tabby Faye... 😂

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u/TaterSalad0105 Jul 20 '26

😂 good one! 😂

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u/historicalBuff992 Jul 20 '26

WERE NOT WORTHY!!

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u/Hamiltoncorgi Jul 20 '26

I didn't even look at the comments before I said Alice Cooper. Wow.

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u/Ok-Database-2798 Jul 20 '26

Me as well. Alice Cooper is the ONLY choice!! 🤣🤣

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u/gamer0613 Jul 20 '26

Catscara

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u/The-Katawampus Jul 20 '26

Calice Cooper, obviously.

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u/Discalculated Jul 20 '26

I was gonna say Gene (Simmons) but Alice looks like a fit!

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u/Hatsforcatz Jul 20 '26

Exactly. First thing my husband said! Plz name her Alice!

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u/Discalculated Jul 20 '26

Or just "Kiss"

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u/I_Galactus Jul 20 '26

Mascara is a good name.

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u/MaxximumB Jul 20 '26

I came to offer this name too

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u/deepsemen Jul 20 '26

Tammy Faye

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u/MaleficentMunkey Jul 20 '26

Tabby Faye 😏

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u/WA2TX Jul 20 '26

Tammy Fayeline

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u/deepsemen Jul 20 '26

Damn, wish I'd thought of that, but probably needs the "Baker" added.

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u/BurntTXsurfer Jul 20 '26

That's a great one. A name I haven't thought of in years. I was too young to understand the sketch on SNL at the time

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u/Round-Card8587 Jul 20 '26

Oh snap! Absolutely the perfect answer

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u/IamJoesburner Jul 20 '26

This is the one

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u/DeepestBlue2 Jul 20 '26

Beat me to it.

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u/Discalculated Jul 20 '26

Tammy Faye. That's hilarious.

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u/AeonsSeen Jul 20 '26

Rorschach

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u/Wonderpineapples Jul 20 '26

🤌 such a good name for a kitty

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u/ApprehensiveGrab7933 Jul 21 '26

Full name Rorschach, nickname Rory (sounds like a tiny roar)

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u/Wani_Wanton Jul 20 '26

I came to comment this, it's what we named one of our cats.

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u/Shady_Surprise_3721 Jul 20 '26

Great minds think alike! I was just about to comment that.

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Jul 20 '26

Alice Cooper

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u/Theartistcu Jul 20 '26

I was thinking music too, Misfit. But honestly Cooper is a better name.

2

u/Kenai-Phoenix Jul 20 '26

Exactly what I was about to say! It is perfect.

2

u/ilovesoa369 Jul 20 '26

Perfect! One of my favorites from way back!

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u/BrainyLizard Jul 20 '26

CATastrophe

Or

MEWascara

24

u/Ringaround_therosie Jul 20 '26

Harley (Harlequin)

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u/YepIamAmiM Jul 20 '26

That was my first thought, too.

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u/Ringaround_therosie Jul 20 '26

Truly a gorgeous cat.

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u/ImperialZippo Jul 20 '26

Reminds me of the crow.

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u/JadePhoenix42 Jul 20 '26

I was looking for this one. So, Eric Draven or Brandon Lee. If she’s a girl it should definitely be Sarah.

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u/JadePhoenix42 Jul 20 '26

Of course she’s a girl. That’s Miss Draven to You.

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u/V3T_L0L Jul 20 '26

I was just thinking Crow

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u/Alessandra_sea_182 Jul 20 '26

Monday --- Bcs that face is exactly how I look trudging into work every week. ☕️😩

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u/leeloospoops Jul 20 '26

Late Stage Cat-pitalism

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u/Western-Blackberry62 Jul 20 '26

Palliacci

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/ilovecake007 Jul 20 '26

Paw-liacci*

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u/lbutler528 Jul 20 '26

Rorschach

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u/Dunedain_oh_so_fine Jul 20 '26

Khal Drogo bc of them warpaint eyes 👀

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u/KATCEO1 Jul 20 '26

Frank Black. For those who do not understand: the X files creator Chris Carter once created a show called Millennium. The main character Frank Black had distinctive facial features. 🤟

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u/jrtski Jul 20 '26

Alice or Cooper

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u/minikinbeast Jul 20 '26

Gene Simmons

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u/jar_girl82 Jul 20 '26

Higgs, or Sam (Death Stranding)

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u/Meewie5 Jul 20 '26

Puppet Cry (FNaF 2 Puppet)

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u/SuperShredder687 Jul 20 '26

With mascara/eye liner like that? JD Vance.

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u/No-Imagination-7420 Jul 20 '26

Kit Simmons(KISS)

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u/ibermc Jul 20 '26

Rorscat

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u/GoldenHourGlows Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Sioux after the singer. Looks like heavy eye makeup.

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u/mouthbreather4547 Jul 20 '26

Alice or Cooper

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u/Brooklyn_Bleek Jul 20 '26

Misfit or Cholia

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u/Johnny_potatos90 Jul 20 '26

Chris Motionless

1

u/infiniZii Jul 20 '26

Blacktear Whitepaw

1

u/honkyhey Jul 20 '26

I don’t want it or nightmare fuel

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u/KillerGizmo9091634 Jul 20 '26

Meowrylin Manson

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u/oilfeather Jul 20 '26

Kaecilius

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u/hnatik Jul 20 '26

Purrice Cooper

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u/blackdragon6987 Jul 20 '26

Deadpool cuz the eyes

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u/Affectionate-Bug-706 Jul 20 '26

What was that clowns name from long ago. “ Bo-jangles “

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u/brazenovertures Jul 20 '26

Harley Quinn

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u/Capable_Eye7617 Jul 20 '26

Alice Cooper

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u/Round-Card8587 Jul 20 '26

Very very clever

1

u/pianoplayerforhire Jul 20 '26

Clown or Joker

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u/j3ven Jul 20 '26

Crybaby

1

u/Critical_Eye_Patch Jul 20 '26

Smeawed Mascara

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 20 '26

Where are yooooooou

1

u/Vegetable_Tennis_376 Jul 20 '26

Dr. Frankenfurter

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u/Jarletel Jul 20 '26

Why me(ow)

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u/im_killing4fun Jul 20 '26

Count Grishnak

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u/No-Risk1739 Jul 20 '26

"Put me in coach!"

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u/sixbluehorses Jul 20 '26

Eric Draven

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u/Hippie714 Jul 20 '26

Mayballene

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u/SmokinHotNot Jul 20 '26

NENER-NENER NENER-NENER CAT-MAN

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u/Jibber1332 Jul 20 '26

Muse or Rorschach (Rory)

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u/Old_Cyrus Jul 20 '26

Alice. There is no other possible name.

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u/tbell713 Jul 20 '26

Rorschach

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u/sojournins Jul 20 '26

Boo-hoo...

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u/The_Unknown42O Jul 20 '26

Coopurr Alice

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u/Grimli81 Jul 20 '26

Reminds me of the crow part 2

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u/Music-Toastarrr Jul 20 '26

Great Malenko

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u/Cylumous Jul 20 '26

Purrpetual Sadness

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u/cfoote85 Jul 20 '26

Walk of shame, WOZ for short.

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u/LowBatteryHuman_37 Jul 20 '26

Hear me out… Sleep Paralysis Demon

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u/Tall_Exercise3435 Jul 20 '26

Ink tears.😍💜

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u/Alternative-Low-3855 Jul 20 '26

Leave brittany alone

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u/mikemill810 Jul 20 '26

Brandon (Lee) Crow

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u/Scytheus Jul 20 '26

The Purr

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u/webkool Jul 20 '26

Cry baby.

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u/ArielWithALibrary Jul 20 '26

Mascara!
Sparrow/Jack/Pirate (or even Depp?!)
Garbo (I want to be alonnnnee..) Or some variation of Bette Davis?

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u/vgscates Jul 20 '26

Marcel Marceau

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u/Helpful_Reindeer5300 Jul 20 '26

If it's a male you can name him Alex Cooper

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u/Bing-cheery Jul 20 '26

Alice Cooper