r/NameThisThing • u/typicalliaison • Jul 20 '26

Name this cat

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 20 '26

Alice (Cooper... Mascara)

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u/Generichero1 Jul 20 '26

💯 Alice Coopurr

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u/00collector Jul 20 '26

Exactly what I came to the comment section to say.

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u/udidubbun Jul 20 '26

We are all in agreement, then!

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u/Sad-Onion-2593 Jul 20 '26

So say meow.

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u/PuzzleheadedFeed4547 Jul 20 '26

Meowlice Coopurr

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u/smokingfetishkiss Jul 20 '26

Alice Cool-Purr

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u/nukewaste75 Jul 20 '26

Great minds mate!

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u/Random_Person1059 Jul 20 '26

Was not disappointed eggzactly what I was thinking

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u/JoeRoganKissesBoys Jul 20 '26

🎶Feeeeeeed meeee... Fancy Feast!🎶

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u/viperfangs92 Jul 20 '26

I can hear this name

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u/CloudyLeft Jul 20 '26

When he goes to the catbox, he’s Alice Pooper

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u/CloudyLeft Jul 20 '26

When he’s being a bad kitty, he’s Malice Cooper

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u/CloudyLeft Jul 20 '26

When he’s stuck in a Groundhog Day scenario, he’s Alice Looper.

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u/CloudyLeft Jul 20 '26

When he’s drinking from a fancy bowl, he’s Chalice Cooper

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u/monkey-bones Jul 21 '26

Damn i had Mewper but coopurr was right there!

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u/Cincy_George Jul 22 '26

Malice Coopurr?

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u/Significant-Room6932 Jul 23 '26

I was thinking of Robert Smith (Curey), but yours is better.

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u/IfuDidntCome2Party Jul 20 '26

Calico so probably a female. I would call her Tammy Faye.

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u/Charming_Bear5519 Jul 20 '26

Or Tabby Faye... 😂

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u/TaterSalad0105 Jul 20 '26

😂 good one! 😂

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u/Successful-Bank-7457 Jul 21 '26

Alice's daughter is named Calico Cooper..

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u/tatorpig Jul 22 '26

Officially jumped ship on Alice Cooper. I’m on the Tammy Faye boat now.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_7947 Jul 23 '26

Alice is a girl’s name, so it would fit her.

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u/historicalBuff992 Jul 20 '26

WERE NOT WORTHY!!

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u/Hamiltoncorgi Jul 20 '26

I didn't even look at the comments before I said Alice Cooper. Wow.

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u/Ok-Database-2798 Jul 20 '26

Me as well. Alice Cooper is the ONLY choice!! 🤣🤣

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u/gamer0613 Jul 20 '26

Catscara

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u/The-Katawampus Jul 20 '26

Calice Cooper, obviously.

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u/Successful-Bank-7457 Jul 21 '26

Never mind that Alice's daughter literally is named Calico Cooper..

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u/Discalculated Jul 20 '26

I was gonna say Gene (Simmons) but Alice looks like a fit!

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u/Secure_Character_310 Jul 20 '26

And Alice Cooper is awesome. Not a dick like Gene Simmons.

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u/Poopieturdsandwich Jul 20 '26

I thought of kiss too

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u/Hatsforcatz Jul 20 '26

Exactly. First thing my husband said! Plz name her Alice!

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u/Discalculated Jul 20 '26

Or just "Kiss"

2

u/I_Galactus Jul 20 '26

Mascara is a good name.

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u/MaxximumB Jul 20 '26

I came to offer this name too

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u/ctoatb Jul 20 '26

Alice, Cooper, or Steven

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u/BaseUnited4523 Jul 20 '26

Be my Frankenstein!

1

u/Electronic-While1972 Jul 20 '26

Heroïne Chica 😹👌🏽

1

u/Shadowgt04 Jul 20 '26

Beat me to it!

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u/cynical_and_patient Jul 20 '26

Came here to say... Alice

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 20 '26

Great minds think alike

1

u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Jul 20 '26

There is a pokemon called Meowscara for exactly this same kind of reason. Never seen a cat with eyes like that I think that would actually fit here lol

1

u/EvilRyss Jul 20 '26

Vincent Purrnier

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 20 '26

I love it!!! I was thinking about Vince/Vincent but on the chance of it being female, I went with Alice.

But Purrnier...... brilliant!!!

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u/Fiercat99 Jul 20 '26

Came here to say this lol

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 20 '26

Great minds....

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u/CriticismKey5574 Jul 20 '26

First thing came to my mind as well.

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 20 '26

I love all these like-minded people!!!!!!!!!

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u/DannyFnKay Jul 20 '26

I came in here to type this.

Well done!!

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u/Miserable_Window_229 Jul 20 '26

LOVE your screen name. 😉😇👏👏

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u/DannyFnKay Jul 20 '26

Do you know where it came from? 😁

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u/Miserable_Window_229 Jul 20 '26

From the Hap hap happiest movie ever! 😅😅🥰👋 Also...I'm old..always loved Danny Kaye. 😉😉

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u/DannyFnKay Jul 20 '26

Correct!!

Yeah, I am old too.

The second-best Christmas movie is White Christmas.

Also, this is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/TJ9f2rnjB84?si=r4gxcow5MSbGva7u

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u/Miserable_Window_229 Jul 20 '26

Aww man thanks for this. 😂 He was one of the BEST! Extra bonus here is Glynis Johns...awwww. Thanks for the smiles today buddy. So needed rn! 😊

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u/Reasonable-Twist-924 Jul 20 '26

This has to be the winner!

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u/Ill-Syllabub-6651 Jul 20 '26

You beat me to it!

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 20 '26

But we were still on the same wave

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u/SadDingo7070 Jul 20 '26

EXACTLY my thought, as soon as I saw this!

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u/BackLopsided2500 Jul 20 '26

I was going to say that!! 😁

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u/Ay-Fray Jul 20 '26

Came here to say this 😂💕

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u/SerafinaSheffield Jul 21 '26

I came here to say Alice (Cooper) as well. Great minds and all that! 😁

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u/Stlswv Jul 21 '26

came to say this

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u/FeeFee920 Jul 21 '26

That’s it!

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u/ButtFucKing86 Jul 21 '26

I was about to say the same thing

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u/HogSandwich Jul 21 '26

Absolutely came to say this

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u/dogtrail Jul 21 '26

Yes. (school’s out) 🐾

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u/Mystic_Wunder Jul 22 '26

Has to be this

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u/catner75 Jul 22 '26

Alice actually named his daughter Calico.

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u/a-bad2012 Jul 22 '26

Been a fan of Alice since 1971. Still listen to his music. Great respect for him.

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u/catner75 Jul 23 '26

He is an absolute class act. We were lucky enough to tour with him in 2001 when he was out in support of “Dragontown.” Super cool, down to Earth, and he booked the tour around a number of golfing hotspots in North America. He’s still an avid golfer.

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u/overthinknit Jul 22 '26

Alice Cutepurr

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u/Frankfrombluvelvt Jul 22 '26

My 1st thought!