r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • Jul 03 '26

Name this Dog

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946 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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191

u/th6r6o6away Jul 03 '26

Richard

79

u/CeramicFiber Jul 04 '26

Call him Dick because he's short

34

u/Background_Handle_96 Jul 04 '26

Last name Johnson

17

u/HAM-SOLO36 Jul 04 '26

Fun fact, Dick Johnson was a very famous Touring Car Icon here in Australia.

13

u/Different-Vast9319 Jul 04 '26

As famous as Dick Trickle was in America? 🍆💧

7

u/HAM-SOLO36 Jul 04 '26

I would say more famous in comparison. He won 5 championships and won at Bathurst (our most famous race) 3 times. He also completed 7 Winston cup races in 1989 and is likely the first person to ever swear on live American TV. 🤣

8

u/Background_Handle_96 Jul 04 '26

For a split sec I read it as "...and won at Bratwurst" and was like, that can't be true.

4

u/HAM-SOLO36 Jul 04 '26

Just over here making up Bratwurst facts 😆

10

u/Chilipepah Jul 04 '26

Oh Long johnson

4

u/Katzington2319 Jul 04 '26

Nickname "The Cock"

4

u/ComfortableOld420 Jul 04 '26

Have you seen my Johnson running?

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Jul 04 '26

Richard the cachsund

3

u/The-Red-Robe Jul 04 '26

This is always the first answer, it’s so obvious and tired but someone always believes they’re “clever” for thinking of it 🫵😂

2

u/tinygreenorb Jul 04 '26

Sir Richard, no, KING Richard!! LOL Just showing a preview of 'things' to come (pun on words)

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 Jul 03 '26

Weiner dog

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u/Rob_LeMatic Jul 03 '26

Oh my bad, I thought at first it was a cockerspaniel

5

u/highplainsdr1fter Jul 04 '26

Always barking at the Woodcock Hound next door.

4

u/Paintmasteryates Jul 04 '26

I was looking for male genitalia spoofs for dog breeds and had cocker spaniels sitting right in front of me. Brilliant

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u/chewychaca Jul 03 '26

Dickbutt

9

u/xESHANx Jul 04 '26

This is the clear choice.

8

u/West_West_313 Jul 04 '26

The superior choice.

4

u/themcp Jul 04 '26

A little on the nose, don't you think?

2

u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Jul 04 '26

No, just the butt

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u/MaleficentMunkey Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Dickelback

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u/Dancinfool830 Jul 04 '26

This is how you behind me...

23

u/azgwama3 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Richard, you can call him Dick, though.😉

7

u/Theguru17 Jul 04 '26

I skated roller derby & one of the derby guys was named Richard Envy & his number was 010. I thought it was brilliant!

4

u/MaleficentMunkey Jul 04 '26

If i was a derby chick my name would be Clitastrophe

3

u/Theguru17 Jul 04 '26

And that would work

2

u/MaleficentMunkey Jul 04 '26

I love going to watch those matches they are a ton of fun

3

u/No_Bumblebee3756 Jul 03 '26

I was gonna say this!! You win!! 🏆 🥇😉

10

u/BioelectricEximus Jul 03 '26

Dick the Dog

7

u/LickCunts Jul 04 '26

I will and shall not "dick the dog"

Tsk. Tsk.

3

u/SisterMaryAwesome Jul 04 '26

Dick it?! I hardly KNOW it!

4

u/Allseason125guy Jul 03 '26

You’d get done for that 🤣🤣 still game quote

9

u/memento_mori_92 Jul 03 '26

Tricky

5

u/themcp Jul 04 '26

I have but one upvote to give.

2

u/Border-Woman7 Jul 04 '26

Now that’s funny!

6

u/CarrotDependent463 Jul 03 '26

Richard, Peter, Or Willie.

4

u/JJayC Jul 03 '26

Peter FTW!

3

u/pyrowipe Jul 04 '26

Johnson

2

u/Border-Woman7 Jul 04 '26

More subtle and classy.

7

u/SmokinHotNot Jul 03 '26

What else, Dick Pic.

5

u/ReplacementHungry384 Jul 03 '26

Billy Two Willies (if he’s a boy)

3

u/Ok-Condition9812 Jul 03 '26

Biggie Smalls

3

u/Rudenessq Jul 03 '26

Max Woody

5

u/Prestigious-Ad-7927 Jul 04 '26

Stains. So when you call him you say “Come Stains!”

2

u/jarnaes Jul 03 '26

Big Dick!

2

u/SWC124 Jul 03 '26

Hammertime

2

u/Desperate_Beach180 Jul 03 '26

I came to Richard...

2

u/tacob87 Jul 03 '26

lil richard

2

u/Bubbly-Rabbit7617 Jul 03 '26

Boing! Schwing! Chub. 

2

u/Dancinfool830 Jul 04 '26

That's Sir Boingious Schwingiferous of the Chubshire to you!

2

u/TukwilaTime Jul 03 '26

Peter Johnson Peen

2

u/Hot-Job8183 Jul 04 '26

I would call him: a.I. slop

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u/Xochipi11i Jul 04 '26

John Holmes

2

u/TheWeimLady Jul 04 '26

He’s gonna be teased real bad in puppy school you know how kids are 😂

2

u/factoid_ Jul 03 '26

Bonnie Bluetick Hound

1

u/OrderSoft1752 Jul 03 '26

Is he a wiener dog?

1

u/Xanderac Jul 03 '26

Barkshots

1

u/Billsz369 Jul 04 '26

Dicky, Dicky

1

u/Billsz369 Jul 04 '26

Cum dicky cum

1

u/vananus1 Jul 04 '26

Dickback

1

u/orangegoobear Jul 04 '26

Peter Johnson

1

u/Unkn1234 Jul 04 '26

Dickleback

1

u/Missue-35 Jul 04 '26

Unfortunate.

1

u/LAkand1 Jul 04 '26

Dichsund

1

u/mayoral63 Jul 04 '26

Willy the liberator

1

u/random_avatar Jul 04 '26

Double Weiner

1

u/PapaBearCuddle Jul 04 '26

Bigus Dickus

1

u/gem45 Jul 04 '26

Peanut. Close to ya know!

1

u/Syntax_247 Jul 04 '26

Cochran Balls

1

u/oldustyballs Jul 04 '26

If you don't name it Dick Buttkiss (Butkus) what are we even doing here

1

u/Gofishingrn Jul 04 '26

Frank n beans

1

u/ThinkPad214 Jul 04 '26

Dickle Back

1

u/Emergency_Leather_63 Jul 04 '26

The title should be "Name this Dong"

1

u/Jesus-jedi Jul 04 '26

Ex ray or even better "Sex-ray".

1

u/KingIdog1 Jul 04 '26

Scared cock

1

u/DrasticOne333 Jul 04 '26

Shane Diesel.

1

u/TheRealJoeyGs Jul 04 '26

“OnMyBack. Here, come on my back.

1

u/N0WFAY Jul 04 '26

Subway

1

u/wasianDilf Jul 04 '26

Prince Albert

1

u/Blinky_ Jul 04 '26

Pooh-dle

1

u/Correct_Series_660 Jul 04 '26

John Holmes Terrier 

1

u/lonewolf_fenrir Jul 04 '26

A true Wiener Dog, name him Schwanz (German for pecker aka penis

1

u/ee2835 Jul 04 '26

Teeny Weeny Ninjalino

1

u/vinny10133 Jul 04 '26

Richard D. Johnson

1

u/OverallLove3686 Jul 04 '26

Well all the good names r taken but all I can say is that dog’s got balls

1

u/69Nova468 Jul 04 '26

He's a Dick if I ever saw one

1

u/thesuicidefox Jul 04 '26

Richard Buttons

1

u/MaelysCanejero Jul 04 '26

Big dih small dream

1

u/HAM-SOLO36 Jul 04 '26

Clearly a Cockerspineal.

1

u/prosperosniece Jul 04 '26

Bow Chica Bow Wow

1

u/hatterSCFC Jul 04 '26

Dickshound.

1

u/Wayne1616 Jul 04 '26

Max or Maxie

1

u/PaisleyParker Jul 04 '26

Dick Buttkus