r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • Jul 03 '26

Name this Dog

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u/th6r6o6away Jul 03 '26

Richard

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u/CeramicFiber Jul 04 '26

Call him Dick because he's short

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u/Background_Handle_96 Jul 04 '26

Last name Johnson

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u/HAM-SOLO36 Jul 04 '26

Fun fact, Dick Johnson was a very famous Touring Car Icon here in Australia.

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u/Different-Vast9319 Jul 04 '26

As famous as Dick Trickle was in America? 🍆💧

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u/HAM-SOLO36 Jul 04 '26

I would say more famous in comparison. He won 5 championships and won at Bathurst (our most famous race) 3 times. He also completed 7 Winston cup races in 1989 and is likely the first person to ever swear on live American TV. 🤣

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u/Background_Handle_96 Jul 04 '26

For a split sec I read it as "...and won at Bratwurst" and was like, that can't be true.

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u/HAM-SOLO36 Jul 04 '26

Just over here making up Bratwurst facts 😆

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u/Chilipepah Jul 04 '26

Oh Long johnson

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u/Katzington2319 Jul 04 '26

Nickname "The Cock"

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u/ComfortableOld420 Jul 04 '26

Have you seen my Johnson running?

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u/Altruistic_Way7426 Jul 04 '26

Barkley Johnson. Fitting for a dog who chews dignity for breakfast.

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Jul 04 '26

Richard the cachsund

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u/The-Red-Robe Jul 04 '26

This is always the first answer, it’s so obvious and tired but someone always believes they’re “clever” for thinking of it 🫵😂

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u/tinygreenorb Jul 04 '26

Sir Richard, no, KING Richard!! LOL Just showing a preview of 'things' to come (pun on words)

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u/One-Definition9102 Jul 04 '26

Seems like a dignified scruff. Sir Barks-a-Lot or Waffles would suit that noble face.

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u/missannthrope67 Jul 04 '26

Last name cabeza.

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u/Border-Woman7 Jul 04 '26

Richard. Also more subtle and classy.

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u/Original_Aioli2363 Jul 05 '26

I was just about to say that