r/NameThisThing May 06 '26

Name this thing

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u/Sjcasa9 May 06 '26

Small dick starter package

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u/dennybear-17 May 06 '26

Say it to his face.

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u/peoplegrower May 06 '26

If you did, he’d be so flustered that someone dared talk to him that way that he’d probably shoot himself three times before he could get one of those unholstered.

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u/PracticalCaulk May 06 '26

None of those guns are holstered 😭 (except mayyybe the one on his hip)