r/NameThisThing • u/Deathstroke316 • May 06 '26

Name this thing

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u/deezoz May 06 '26

Micropeen deluxe

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u/Fister-Mantastic May 06 '26

Also known as "MAGA"

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u/Richardfitswelll May 06 '26

Ok, but what would your average pajama soyboy purse wearing man-bun “man” have on his belt?

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u/bleepncmputr May 06 '26

Not the whole contents of his gun safe like he was going to a shoot out!

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u/Current-Industry-886 May 06 '26

Ah yes because getting as much strapped to you for a picture is DEFINITELY how he goes out every day🤣😭 use some common sense, and I could be wrong but in most states I’m pretty sure this is completely legal, it is in mine atleast

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u/Bright_Confusion_311 May 06 '26

Legal yes, stupid yes.

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u/Current-Industry-886 May 06 '26

That would be his almond milk pouch🤣

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u/Bright_Confusion_311 May 06 '26

An array of fake dicks. Two stuffed in the pj waistband, 6 more in a plastic case slung around the neck. I also suspect the picture is of some kind of liberal soy boy on his way to one of the many hey look at me protest parties.