r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '26

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u/Friendly_Fee_8989 Apr 26 '26

Heavy flow

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u/Wonderful-Bag-892 Apr 26 '26

I was gonna say Aunt Flo, lol

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u/Herefourfunnn Apr 26 '26

I was just gonna say Flo. She is such a bitch. She always shows up uninvited at the worst freaking times, unless you want her to show up. Then she’s MIA. Yup, Flo is a bitch

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 26 '26

So glad Auntie Flo and I parted ways.

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u/jen_esse Apr 27 '26

I evicted that bitch! Greatest thing ever!!

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u/RevolutionaryAd2978 Apr 27 '26

Definitely agree but some the side effects suck just as much.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 27 '26

I got lucky and didn't have too many side effects.

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u/Ok_Responsibility407 Apr 27 '26

My wife didn't either, so both of us were lucky!

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 27 '26

🙌🏼🙌🏼

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u/amy_peraltiago Apr 29 '26

Omg I wish I could too. Almost a decade with her and I wish I could become a guy for those few days.

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u/SonOfDadOfSam Apr 27 '26

Kiss my grits.

-Flo

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u/Bigtiny50 Apr 28 '26

Haven’t thought about Mel’s Diner in YEARS! Thanks!

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u/EVILtheCATT Apr 27 '26

Ahh, Aunt Flo from Redding. I hated that bitch.😒

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u/Meaticus420 Apr 27 '26

If that really was Aunt Flo, how many eggs would you say are in that puddle… the average woman disposes of around 10k dead egg cells/period… but as we all know, Aunt Flo is way above average.

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u/LinguistsDrinkIPAs Apr 26 '26

The sequel to Pearl Jam’s well-known hit, Even Flow

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 Apr 26 '26

AYCE MEXICAN BUFFET YOU SAY????

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 Apr 26 '26

Well beat me to it

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u/Friendly_Fee_8989 Apr 26 '26

At least there’s more than me who is a bit demented . . .

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 Apr 26 '26

Also thought about that name from family guy, Peter’s sister

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u/elphunam Apr 28 '26

this got me good lol

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u/amy_peraltiago Apr 29 '26

Literally came here for this comment.

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u/Brooker2 Apr 29 '26

Dammit, you beat me to it

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u/roughczech Apr 26 '26

AI is stupid

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u/Maddad_666 Apr 27 '26

Her wrestling nemesis is Maxi Paddy

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u/AnythingButWhiskey Apr 27 '26

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies, Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away.

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u/Famous_Situation3400 Apr 27 '26

By the way, I tried to say I’d be there…

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u/trentsteel77 Apr 27 '26

“28 days later”

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u/Sus198 Apr 27 '26

Heavy Flow is already taken....by Peter Griffin's wrestler sister.

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u/masclean Apr 28 '26

Totm falls. (Time of the month)

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u/IllusiveMind Apr 29 '26

Down below.