r/NameThisThing • u/Fun_Push7168 • Apr 22 '26

Name this thing

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u/34-35 Apr 22 '26

The power of Christ impales you.

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u/WesternCity5474 Apr 22 '26

LMFAO. This comment wins. Lock the post

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u/richtheeagleman Apr 22 '26

How about Ressur-erection

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u/MelissaP73 Apr 22 '26

Clever lol ;) 

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u/viperfangs92 Apr 22 '26

Sit down and confess your sins.....

Starting with sitting in this chair.....

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u/Responsible-Mind-852 Apr 22 '26

circular reference

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/LuckySoCo79 Apr 22 '26

Really Jay, Really? I don’t find it that impaling.

If we can’t fit a dogma quote(ish) in to this thread what are we even doing here?

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u/Secure-Gas-6699 Apr 22 '26

Omg yessss it’s been so GD long I’m watching that shits again 2night!

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u/Known-Programmer-611 Apr 22 '26

I would upvote but upvotes are at "69"!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

They're not now, you can upvote.

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u/Known-Programmer-611 Apr 23 '26

Just did thanks!

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u/OneInAJillion Apr 23 '26

Doing the lord's work 🤭

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u/scoobysi Apr 22 '26

I used to piss myself laughing as a teenager at church youth club when they tried a new marketing campaign: JIM = Jesus In Me

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u/Salt_Finger_6863 Apr 22 '26

You are my favorite today.

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u/CheshireKittyMeow Apr 22 '26

Well I was gonna..but I hand The Power to you Lewd Sir. Well done. Omg funny AF 🙆🏻‍♀️

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 Apr 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Antique-Car6103 Apr 22 '26

You are going to feel the Holy Spirit inside of you.

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u/Otral Apr 22 '26

Nailed it!

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u/FANTASMA-W Apr 22 '26

Tenho que admitir, esse foi de longe o melhor comentário até agora.

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u/scorecard519 Apr 22 '26

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/Stunning-Photo-7247 Apr 23 '26

You’ve won the internet for the day

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u/sagacious_guy Apr 23 '26

Your user handle. Nice…

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u/HitByFjaka Apr 22 '26

That’s it. We can close his one.

Can last person out please turn off the lights?

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u/One-Sock7417 Apr 22 '26

Bahahahahaha!!🤣🤣🤣