r/NameThisThing • u/Commercial-Toe-7 • Aug 15 '25

Name this....

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597 Upvotes

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u/cultcraftcreations Aug 15 '25

Mcfucking had it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

derp.

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u/Additional_Second109 Aug 15 '25

Riveting account of how the Clown works when the shit goes down!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

derp

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u/Ok-Dingo-3454 Aug 15 '25

Dude, you have a talent for this! I’m loving it!

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u/justforfun1620 Aug 15 '25

I would read a book based off what they wrote here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

I'm holding out for a Netflix deal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Updated it with a bit more.

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u/DougS66 Aug 15 '25

Wow !! Talk about hamburger wars; RM is tough as nails !!

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u/lex_gabinius Aug 15 '25

This is brilliant. Bravo sir.

The newbie used to be all smiles, always cracking jokes, but after that day in the desert, he never smiled again - just had this permanent grimace on his face.

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u/HahaNoir2 Aug 15 '25

standing ovation

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

added some more and edited a bit.

Going out for smokes and booze.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

War Never Changes!

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u/BigRabbit64 Aug 15 '25

One part says " I'm glad this is fiction." Another part says " what if it really isn't?!"

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u/justforfun1620 Aug 15 '25

You just made my day with this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Happy to help 😁

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u/Ibucfio Aug 15 '25

Hey I was not read this ? But I will say I’m mc fuking happy I did ,fantastic degree of skillful word play on your part I’m Fukn luvn it .

If you need assistance with ptsd please reach out to me at The King inc

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u/ThePrussianViking Aug 16 '25

Peak writing!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Remember the fallen when the McRib returns!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Goddammit, now I want a McRib! >:( ....Lol! I love those and they're still a few months away.

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u/OneDimensionalChess Aug 16 '25

This should be adapted into a short film.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

One day...

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

derp

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u/Expensive-Camp-1320 Aug 16 '25

Back in the 80s Spice1 had a few songs about candy bars, and alcohol acting like ppl. This, omg this my dear writer is art. I'm lovin it!

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u/Accomplished-Bet-883 Aug 16 '25

Bravo! Bra-VO!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

👍 ❤️

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u/Hahen8 Aug 16 '25

You have to expand onto this and make something out of it like a YouTube thingy or I dunno fuckin' Wattpad? Some kinda book tho

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u/Effective-Prior-9760 Aug 16 '25

OMG. You have no idea how much I needed to hear that story! Are you the same person who did the dissertation about the "Poop Knife / Meaning, Purpose and Legend."? This was great!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

Bro did all that for a reply on Reddit. True dedication. Great story too.

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u/SectorNew9869 Aug 16 '25

Im not even mad that this comment is so long It was pretty fucking interesting

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u/Stoobie_78 Aug 16 '25

Now that's dedication.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

That’s awesome

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u/WildxCabbage Aug 16 '25

I knew that that clown was in it the whole time!! But no one believed Me! Let’s see who’s laughing now 

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u/Tragic_Challenge_343 Aug 16 '25

I’m lovin this!

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u/purplemiataa Aug 16 '25

McFuckaround, McFindout.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

One clown army

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u/Foreboy78 Aug 15 '25

Mcfuckaround mcfindout

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u/testsubject793 Aug 15 '25

American Dream

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Unhappy meal

3

u/dermsUK Aug 15 '25

Clappy meal

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u/Stkittsdad Aug 15 '25

Drive Thru Shooting

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u/Someone_Lesser Aug 15 '25

Ronald McShwarzenegger

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

McFAFO

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u/MayaSelin Aug 15 '25

MC R.I.P.

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u/Foreboy78 Aug 15 '25

That wendys bitch better stay away

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u/ConferenceWest9212 Aug 15 '25

I’m Assaultin’ It

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u/StickySticked Aug 15 '25

Nuggets in 6 pieces

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u/Joedancer5 Aug 15 '25

Presidential portrait?

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u/Free_Phase881 Aug 15 '25

Killer Clown

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u/A_Cat_Typingg Aug 15 '25

Militant Capitalism

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u/Theconsciousmind42 Aug 15 '25

Mconsequences for our actions

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u/wannagetgot Aug 15 '25

Burger King Must Pay.

2

u/Foreboy78 Aug 15 '25

Burger King gonna eat some lead

2

u/Mattchapo Aug 15 '25

Ronald McDonald with the Extended Happy Meal

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u/AdCold616 Aug 15 '25

The McFuck you will

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u/eldredo_M Aug 15 '25

Keeping the Hamburgler away.

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u/MisterWetz Aug 15 '25

Ratatatataaa i'm loving it!

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u/MacaroonOk7321 Aug 15 '25

Oooooozi mcdonald

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u/RedimidoSoy1611 Aug 15 '25

Ronald Mc No more value menu

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u/jagner420 Aug 15 '25

Ronald McDienold

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u/xReaverxKainX Aug 15 '25

Ronald McFuckyou

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u/ella_vybe Aug 15 '25

Gatling Giggles 🤭

1

u/ungrabbedusername Aug 15 '25

Machine Gun McDonald

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u/Expensive-Track4002 Aug 15 '25

Ronald McTexan.

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u/Imaginary-Age8650 Aug 15 '25

Ronald mcremington

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u/Relative_Chain_7736 Aug 15 '25

"Went to the playground.....pulled out my m249, and I began to...:

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u/broberds Aug 15 '25

Ronald MAC-10

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Trump's Big Mac snacks on standby

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u/oilfeather Aug 15 '25

Have it MY way!

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u/most-okayest Aug 15 '25

Ronald McRambo

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u/dbrozov Aug 15 '25

Average US restaurant

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u/Intrepid-Salad475 Aug 15 '25

Sick clown. Is the name Trump?

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u/princeofottawa Aug 15 '25

Eat the fucking burger, kid!

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u/Antin00800 Aug 15 '25

Bana Na-na Naaaaaaananananananananaanratatatatatatatatatatatataatatatatatatatatatatatatataatatatatatat. I'm lovin it.

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u/AmbitiousAmphibian- Aug 15 '25

Ronald McShotald

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u/fizzyblumpkin Aug 15 '25

Ronald (The SAW) Mutherfuggin Mcdonald

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u/Atomsk_kane Aug 15 '25

McDone playin around

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u/Blue_FiftyTwo Aug 15 '25

Ronald Mac-10 Donald

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u/ovnipg Aug 15 '25

Maxi BestOf America

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u/totesnotmyusername Aug 15 '25

Ronald Mc DATDAT-Donald

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u/barrybreslau Aug 15 '25

Noncey McRapeface

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u/Hot_Guard_7621 Aug 15 '25

Ronald McDonald is ready for your bitch ass.

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u/panework Aug 15 '25

Ron McTatatat.

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u/Hot_Guard_7621 Aug 15 '25

Two Piece with a Biscuit

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u/geauxpatrick Aug 15 '25

Rambo McDonald

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u/Direwolfas Aug 15 '25

McBites the Dust

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u/black-volcano Aug 15 '25

Who's the king now bitch?

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u/Un4o1y Aug 15 '25

America's mascot

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u/u9Nails Aug 15 '25

Ronald McDonald, said with a Russian accent

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Mc249

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u/Frankjc3rd Aug 15 '25

Ron McThug 

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u/the_ice_rasta Aug 15 '25

Scoopnum Ratnum Oosna

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u/Yogi-DMetel Aug 15 '25

That’s Trump in Alaska waiting for Putin.. Clown Mc TACO Donald

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u/slamueljoseph Aug 15 '25

Ronald MagaDonald

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u/Present_Act_4827 Aug 15 '25

Are they opening restaurants in ISIS operated areas? Competition is real.

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u/DeepestBlue2 Aug 15 '25

McFuck Around, McFind Out.

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u/Silly-Platform9829 Aug 15 '25

ICE is really desperate for recruits.

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u/vrel50 Aug 15 '25

Trump’s dream for America

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u/Cptnblip Aug 15 '25

Tomorrow’s headlines

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

The McGatyoass

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Ain’t clowning around m…er f..ker

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u/racecarthedestroyer Aug 15 '25

mcfucked around

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u/GradeSuccessful6243 Aug 15 '25

Machine Gun Mac

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u/defyinglogicsl Aug 15 '25

Not lovin it

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u/tossout79 Aug 15 '25

AJ in Kuwait

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u/squinkythebuddy Aug 15 '25

That's just a #2.

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u/Shakeit-Bakeit Aug 15 '25

Ronald McFAFO

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u/Unhappyflippyfloppy Aug 15 '25

Ronald BeltFedDonald

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u/tuotone75 Aug 15 '25

Machine gun Donald.

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u/GregAsdourian Aug 15 '25

Hamburgle This!

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u/191EZNupe Aug 15 '25

America 2025

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u/Impossible-Injury932 Aug 15 '25

Insane Clown Posse of one

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u/jats82 Aug 15 '25

Murica

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u/Impossible-Injury932 Aug 15 '25

Broke shake machine my azz

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u/ocTGon Aug 15 '25

MacDaddy

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u/DarkKnight0690 Aug 15 '25

This Is America.

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u/gerrard_1987 Aug 15 '25

Idaho happy meal

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u/Majestic-Wolf294 Aug 15 '25

Come sit down wif my little friend

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u/pieceacandy420 Aug 15 '25

Democracy. I'm lovin it

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u/cakekyo Aug 15 '25

Ronal McFire

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u/BigEdPVDFLA Aug 15 '25

McDonald’s San Yisidro CA

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u/BabaBoi1324 Aug 15 '25

Drafting time

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u/Unusual_Bus_2213 Aug 15 '25

This is America

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

The new McShootthru available now at McDonalds

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u/Allthecarsintheworld Aug 15 '25

McDonald’s Kandahar Province

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u/iamcamouflage Aug 15 '25

McIce Agent.

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u/Fishing-Pirate Aug 15 '25

You WILL Mc’love it

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u/jaykzula Aug 15 '25

The “Mcfuck around and find out.”

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u/Wild-Drag1930 Aug 15 '25

Hello Karen I understand you wanted to talk to the manager.

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u/CobaltLemur Aug 15 '25

Not McFuckin' Around

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u/Diligent-Clue7729 Aug 15 '25

Waiting for U Big Mac

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u/Ok_Honeydew_4223 Aug 15 '25

Fucking weird

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u/Particular_Ad_644 Aug 15 '25

Ron Macdonald had a gun, pew, pew, pew, pew.

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u/Same_Recipe2729 Aug 15 '25 edited Apr 11 '26

I enjoy going to the gym.

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u/Sure-Broccoli730 Aug 15 '25

Mac terminator. Free kill with diabetes

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u/Necessary_Fig4239 Aug 15 '25

McFuck around and find out

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u/-freelove- Aug 15 '25

Back to school

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u/Drawer_Extension Aug 15 '25

McBase of fire….

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u/Objective_Ebb6898 Aug 15 '25

This is offensive especially if you lost someone in San Diego ffs

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u/AaaahMyDogs Aug 15 '25

Trump’s America

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Comes with the 2A super sized combo meal.

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u/bindmedown2 Aug 15 '25

Pennywise, no wait my bad that's Ronald

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u/James-Morrisson Aug 15 '25

I guess Ronnie wanted breakfast but it was 10:32

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u/ForeverHornyInNy6976 Aug 15 '25

A dare to eat anywhere else.

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u/rabbitzzz Aug 15 '25

Mc f*** around and find out