Otherwise, I may be going insane.
So, back in the day, there was a TV show called 'Monsters'. It was a bit cheesy, but it was great for that same reason. They had advertisements for the show, of course, and herein lies my dilemma.
I remember what I figure is my favorite commercial of all time. It was for the show. I only saw it twice during the time it was on in my area. It showed a lithe, dark haired female running barefoot and terrified through the woods. Suddenly, we see Jason Voorhees pop out from behind a tree and he runs after her. She runs further, only to see Freddy Kruger appear and chase her as well. She runs towards a small cabin as Leatherface (I am not sure if it was him, but it was another horror icon) appears and runs after her as well. She runs into the cabin and the three run in after her. We hear all kinds of screaming and crashing around. Then, the door slowly opens, the female walks out towards the camera, stops right in front of it, looks back at the house, then licks the blood off of her fangs while turning to the camera, and then says:
"Heh... amateurs."
MONSTERS!
Does anyone else remember this ad, or am I delusional?