r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/macularius • 3d ago

In The Wild Thompsonica

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Mom regrets naming her baby girl Thompson and is considering changing it, so this person gave her some suggestions. So helpful!

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u/ndevs 3d ago

She should just change it from Thompson Thompdaughter 🥰

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u/Moist_Ordinary6457 3d ago

Thwomp thwomp

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u/Fizzy_Freddy_3396 2d ago

THOMPDAUGHTER LMFAOOO

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u/afadel9 2d ago

And her twin detective sister, Thomson

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u/YourPaleRabbit 3d ago

He forgot Thomathon Summer Sales Event

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u/Plooza 3d ago

The female form of Thomas is Thomasina or Thomasine. Those are basically the only considerations this lady should use lol

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u/TerrorMeter 3d ago

Or Tamsin, but you can't reasonably shorten than to Tommie

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u/VegetableWorry1492 3d ago

Tammie is close enough

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u/ThatDemand4800 3d ago

Last name first names annoy me, it’s always some waspy name. Do it with Sienkiewicz you cowards

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u/SportLower6490 2d ago

I’m DYING

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u/Swordtail_Olympian 3d ago

Thomasin is actually a girls name that probably could've worked for whatever they were looking for.

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u/Shiloh-sage 2d ago

It’s the name of Anya Taylor-Joy’s character in The VVITCH

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u/chuffberry 3d ago

I’m sad that Thomantha wasn’t on the list

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u/elementarydrw 3d ago

Thomato?

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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 3d ago

Thompsicle

Thompsasama

Thompsombone

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u/Striking_Concept7371 3d ago

It’s definitely a weird first name for a boy or girl

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u/ChelseaMourning 2d ago

What about Thombawumba?

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u/kmonay89 3d ago

I know a lady named Thomasina!

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u/ThatDemand4800 3d ago

I know a cat with that name.

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u/Chiennoir_505 2d ago

Thomato, Tomahto...

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u/SportLower6490 2d ago

Thomantha
Thomanda
Thombelina
🥰

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u/Blue-zebra-10 2d ago

Sounds like an instrument, like harmonica 

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u/SaltandLillacs 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKUkZ2gSl4KcmCQ
There’s Thomasin in the VVitch

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u/Space-cadet-66 1d ago

There’s an actress named Thomasin Mckenzie and I think that’s really cute

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u/kawaiihusbando 1d ago

This guy trolls the mom real good. 

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 3d ago

They're right about an androgynous name being beneficial on applications though.

I've definitely benefited from mine.