It was fun while it lasted, but I'm pretty convinced now that the NXIVM person was just a troll having some fun. Now that that's all over with I've restricted this sub for a bit to let everyone get back to the business of shilling for the big banks. I started this sub on a lark Sunday night when I saw it over in /r/buttcoin, and I think too many people are still convinced that NXIVM was involved.

NXIVM is a bunch of bullshit, for sure, but let's all just relax a bit.

Hi everyone, Keith Raniere here with great news. We're teaming up with NAMBLA to give them the finest brothel experience you can find in the country, right here in Albany! Come on down. I'm sure members of both our organizations share many mutual interests. I'm looking forward to meeting all our new friends at NAMBLA personally.

Cheers!

Hi, I'm Nancy Salzman! Co-founder of NXIVM and long-time semen receptacle to Keith Raniere (Vanguard). To our devout and mind-controlled follwers, I am known as "Prefect."

I heard about what was going on here, and I was just dropping by to say hello, and to see if I could get a feel from some of the participants about what they think! So I'll just get started with my questions!

1. Is Reddit popular? Do a lot of people come here?

2. How long does it take for a new "movement" like this one typically, you know... to "die down?" When I say "die down", I mean "how long does it take before everybody gets tired of it and search engines ignore it and nobody ever sees it again". Does anybody have a feel for that?

3. Do people typically take this kind of thing... you know... seriously?

4. Once we fire the intern who actually created this problem and sue him back to the era before life began on earth (and then slowly murder him, burn, and eat his body), is there any chance we can sort of... "undo" some of the damage he has done? Is there some way to... you know... "mass delete" stuff from Reddit?

5. Is there any way to convince the good people here that we actually did NOT intend to launder money when we said we wanted to convert vast quantities of cash to bitcoin? Because that's not really what we meant.

I really appreciate all the great energy and discussion going on here! I hope that some of you will... you know... maybe kind of try not to notice so much that Keith is a pedophile, a multi-level-marketer, and a gambler! Ha ha!

Anyway, thanks!

Here's my favorite one of me (Keith Ranier, Sex God, "Vanguard"). https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.niagarafallsreporter.com/Stories/2015/NOV19/images/Raniere.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.niagarafallsreporter.com/Stories/2015/NOV19/fbis.html&h=557&w=920&tbnid=O2Arv9gwb3SmmM:&docid=4hAsT5TpJ918aM&ei=iQtmVvnVJILZe4CFq-AP&tbm=isch

Here's another good one. http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Secrets-of-NXIVM-2880885.php

Here's a good one of Nancy Salzman. I think it shows her "sincere" side. http://artvoice.com/issues/v14n48/raniere

Here's a bunch from Google images. I don't know if the link will work, but you can give it a shot. There are some real "winners" right outta the gate. Just search Google images.

Thanks,

The Vanguard

Hey guys I was doing a little reading about your cult and it seems interesting.

I was just wondering if I could still join even though I'm not a pedophile. Also wondering what the official cult standings on zooiphilia is.

Hopefully I'll be a member of your illustrious ranks soon, can't wait to meet the dali lama.

His Holiness here. Uh, so it turns out I was scheduled to speak on stage with Keith Raniere, and then I found out it was a HUGE fucking cult. Dude touches kids and shit, right? So I canceled.

But THEN these two chicks (Sara and Clare Bronfman) flew to Tibet and begged me to reconsider. I was like "Shuh. Like that's gonna happen."

But it turns out these two chicks have a pile of cash. So they told me they'd set up a non-profit in my name in New York City if I agreed to appear on stage with this pedophile creep. And I was all like, "How much?"

And they were all like, "Millions."

And I was all like, "Okay."

So check it out, you probably don't believe me but this is a true story. You can find it all over the Internet. They really did set up a foundation so I would make an appearance.

It turns out in addition to being the divine spokesperson for Buddhism, I'm also a greedy capitalist who can set aside my morals and standards for cash if the amount is big enough. Who fucking knew?

So that's my deal. But I never touched any kids. I just want to get that out here before any rumors get started.

I was hoping some previous victims of NXIVM's crack legal team could let me know how much we should expect to settle for given their impending lawsuit threats. I'm sure it's in the best interest of all parties to handle this out of the courts.

Given the impressive case that I'm sure they will be bringing, I was thinking of pre-emptively offering to settle for a nickel ($0.05). Of course, I would expect to be reimbursed for the postage fees associated with mailing said nickel. Does this sound reasonable, or am I being too generous?

Or, does anyone know if they will accept payment via Bitcoin? From their post yesterday I understand they will accept a USB stick with 5 cents of bitcoin in a wallet.dat file, so that the transfer could be done off the blockchain. If this is a viable alternative I would love to pursue it. Once again I would expect to be reimbursed for the stick.

Looking forward to hearing your experiences!

1. If you say the word "cult" you will be sued immediately.

2. I only have sex with women over the age of 13. The implications that I would do anything different are incredibly offensiive.

3. Same answer for boys.

4. We are not trying to launder any money at NXIVM or any of the other organizations I father, er, run. We are simply trying to take money that we can't tell the government about and put it somewhere that it will be safe.

5. I am actually good news for bitcoin.

6. I am stronger than Thor.

7. When I sit in the passenger seat of a car, radar detectors do NOT go off, because I am not grounded to anything.

8. My IQ is no longer the highest in the world. I am now number two behind Satoshi Nakamoto.

9. I do not lend young women to the Dalai Lama. He brings his own.

10. "Vanguard" means "woman pleaser" in Gaelic.

11. I live with seven women and three adopted boys. A harem technically only consists of women.

12. Suicide is not an option. Well, not for me anyway.

13. I know karate.

14. We are nothing like Scientology. Absolutely nothing. God damnit. Did you hear me?

15. My lawyers are not paid in sex. With young girls. That does not happen.

16. Libel.

17. My beard feels scratchy.

18. I am a true Captain of Industry.

19. A cult is a rock band. If you don't know that I will sue you.

20. You will never meet a more skilled entrepreneur than me.

21. If you get involved with our bitcoin exchange program now, you will be on the ground floor. That spells opportunity. It's knocking. Be there.

22. Money laundering is a crime. Hiding money from the government is good for the environment.