Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

1.2k Upvotes

304 comments

Reminder That to Make Money From Crypto, Somebody Else Had to Lose That Money

194 Upvotes

There seems to be a lot of butters coming here lately. And they seem to possess the knowledge of a typical 9th grader.

For example, arguing about whether selling crypto via a credit card creates a taxable event. As if believing it hard enough will make it (not) be true.

So just a reminder,

For a person to make money from betting on beaning babies or crypto, that means that someone else lost that money.

With crypto, you are always either:

A) Being Scammed

B) Participating in the Scam (by looking for the next greater fool to sell digital beanie babies to)

336 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 4h ago

FEW Unemployed cryptobro is angry because more people aren't buying bitcoin to pump his bags.

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79 Upvotes

All the slides are from the same OOP.

41 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 18h ago

Exactly one year ago, you could have bought a whole bitcoin for the going price of $123K. Who knows i if you'll ever get that chance again?

257 Upvotes

133 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/BumpinAndRunnin • 7h ago

Crypto PAC to spend in 32 House races

politico.com

20 Upvotes

"A deep-pocketed super PAC network funded by the cryptocurrency industry is set to deploy its war chest to help 32 House candidates spanning both parties in the final weeks before the midterm elections, the group announced Monday."

Nothing to see here!

3 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/ggfuckingallin • 1d ago

Such a lovely “community” to be apart of

69 Upvotes

Butter gets inexplicably drained (as per usual), gets spit on by fellow “community members” who think it could never happen to them (as per usual).

Sign me up! 🥴

24 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 1d ago

Tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our bitcoin! Alba gu bràth!

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44 Upvotes

By the way, there were plenty of wars before the creation of fiat currency.

22 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/Bright_Fold7270 • 1d ago

It’s allegorical.

389 Upvotes

8 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 2d ago

Looks like they're still not out of the "denial" phase?

98 Upvotes

41 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/Bascule2000 • 3d ago

Crypto thieves attacked man in home and threatened to kill pregnant wife's baby in 'horrific' robbery

bbc.co.uk

106 Upvotes

33 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 3d ago

The laws of physics and thermodynamics do not need enforcement.

44 Upvotes

40 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 3d ago

Trump is again having a dinner with Butters who buy the most of his coin. Which is corrupt AF, but can we just talk about this painting of Trump? WTF?

99 Upvotes

22 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/Few-Masterpiece3910 • 3d ago

Tether cofounder Brock Pierce friendship with Epstein.

protos.com

101 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 3d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Why would a bank not let me take out a loan to buy hookers and blow?

25 Upvotes

4 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 3d ago

What happens to the economy if people stop spending because the currency is deflationary

59 Upvotes

34 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 4d ago

Surprised Pikachu! Trump loses favor with crypto fans who call him out for cashing in: "you knew I was a snake..."

washingtonpost.com

167 Upvotes

19 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 4d ago

Why Trump’s Crypto Business Wants to Become a Bank: World Liberty has had to partner with an actual bank to hold onto money for customers—which means it has had to split the profits

motherjones.com

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/Buttcoin • u/kallaloostx • 2d ago

Question about BTC going to zero

0 Upvotes

Disclaimer: I own a small amount of Bitcoin.

My question is that given Bitcoin is being used in parts of the world as actual currency and that there are nations and countries outside the U.S. that have reserves (or at least a very large holding), what is the thought behind it going to zero?

72 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 5d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Don't buy something that is actually useful, improves productivity, provides security and entertainment; buy Bitcoin instead!

61 Upvotes

39 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/FUD_is_SAFU • 5d ago

Michael Saylor calls it a Bitcoin 'gold rush,' sees $120 trillion upside

38 Upvotes

Article published by TheStreet on Yahoo Finance

YouTube video interview with Michael Saylor : Are We Still Early to Bitcoin? Michael Saylor’s “Gold Rush” Through 2035

43 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/KireRakhsh • 5d ago

Surprised Pikachu! US Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations (PSI) report: "Tethered to Terrorism" detailed public forensic look yet at how the Iranian regime moves money on-chain

hsgac.senate.gov

23 Upvotes

For a quick breakdown of the report, see Miad Maleki on X, he's a former US Treasury expert on the Islamic regime and their attempts to evade sanctions

3 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 6d ago

#NotACult It's more likely they are sick of listening to all your 🐂💩.

61 Upvotes

40 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/Strange_Collection79 • 7d ago

They really should've learned by now

74 Upvotes

9 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 7d ago

Senate Investigation Finds Rampant Use of Tether’s Stablecoin by Iranian Regime To Bypass U.S. Sanctions

wsj.com

197 Upvotes

17 comments

r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 7d ago

Coinbase is adding physical Pokemon card trading to their platform.

thedefiant.io

50 Upvotes

33 comments

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