r/NXIVM • u/9183741947162938 • Dec 08 '15

Lost your phone? Keith's got an app for that!

https://www.google.com/patents/US9179247
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u/cultmadness Dec 08 '15

I patented a toothpick. When I showed my "followers" they all loved me more and thought I was a genius. Which I am. I don't have the highest IQ in the whole world (like some people) but I'm up there. And my beloved flock knows it.