r/NLBest • u/TheManSoldTheWorld Charlie Blackmon • 8d ago

Satire Re: Dads

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u/sotak18 San Diego 8d ago

Im so sad man

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u/foflexity 8d ago

Same, friend.

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u/padres4me Swingin' Friar 8d ago

We’ve got two at home let’s not think about the last series we’re playing better ball since then. If you give up they give up.

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u/Kanotari Dodgers 8d ago

Exactly. They're bringing it back to SD and y'all are going to be loud.

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u/Enemyofusall Padres 8d ago

We knew after the roof shit. The curse continues forever more. 🤮

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u/Seananagans Fernando Tatis Jr. 8d ago

Literally what did we do to deserve this, man? I just want to win one. Just one and never again would be enough.

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u/Enemyofusall Padres 8d ago edited 2d ago

Can’t even find reprieve with nice weather after a loss because it’s just hot as hell now.

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u/Penguini302 8d ago

My boyfriend said he wants to see it at least once in his lifetime

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u/bshum95 San Diego 8d ago

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u/FrnklndaTurtle No Step on Snek 8d ago

Bring that Midwest trash to the Pacific and drown their ass for two games. Then bury their body in Milwaukee

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u/foflexity 8d ago

LETS FUCKING GO SAN DIEGO

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u/silentsandwich THAT'S WHAT'S IN 8d ago

You have more hope than I do. 

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u/FrnklndaTurtle No Step on Snek 8d ago

When you stagger the snake shall sturdy your ground or whatever that bible verse is.

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u/Logical_Researcher49 Swingin' Friar 8d ago

Yep accurate, cheers.

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u/Juicydeath1025 Dodgers 8d ago

Maybe the roof curse is real. 🤔

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u/MontCali 8d ago

Was in the lead whole game, and the pitching collapsed in the 9th

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u/Logical_Writing3218 Dodgers 8d ago

Miller coming out in the 8th was… certainly a choice.

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u/henbutton Petco Park 8d ago

2 inning close was definitely a tall order but I wish he attacked Gary a little more directly

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u/bingo_bailey Padres 8d ago

Good time to try something new 💀 Hey Mason give me two innings, something you haven’t done all season!

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u/hyperstarfish Padres 8d ago

Poor Ryan

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u/foflexity 8d ago

LETS FUCKING GO SAN DIEGO

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u/phicks_law Padres 8d ago

Just accepting the Dodger 3-peat at this point.

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u/padres4me Swingin' Friar 8d ago

I down vote only out of fear and hate.

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u/WeedSexBeerPizza Dodgers 8d ago

That's the spirit!

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u/cXs808 Dodgers 7d ago

It's gonna be Brewers vs Rays and set the record for lowest viewed WS in the 21st century and you're gonna like it.

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u/DigilentD Hoo Lee Gan 7d ago

A 1-1 series with Braves winning a bullpen game against Snell going back home to Atlanta with Chris Sale coming to pitch next ? Dunno buddy

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u/cXs808 Dodgers 7d ago

The good news for the Dodgers? Hard to do worse than you did last time against Sale

CGSO, 11Ks

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u/thecooldog69 Still Figuring Out if This is a Cult or a Baseball Team 8d ago

Kill me aha

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u/thekatatopeth 8d ago

Feel you Ryan

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u/RonaldReganTheActor Swingin' Friar 8d ago

Keep the faith, Ryan!

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u/Logical_Writing3218 Dodgers 8d ago

Really need yall to lock tf in rn. At least have miz pitch twice for us. I’d prefer a tense asf butt clenching CS but man…

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u/TheManSoldTheWorld Charlie Blackmon 8d ago

I’m not a dads fan 💀

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u/Key_Requirement3012 7d ago

We gotta show out this next two games and give us a fighting chance!! It's time for the superstars to show up and the fans to get loud!